"Wait a minute... Mr. Valentine," Kurt placed a hand over his mouth and gasped, dripping his voice with an irritating layer of sarcasm. "Haven't you told these poor people about me yet? Wow. I'm genuinely hurt. And here I thought I was the talk of the family dinner table."
"The only poor one here is you, you miserable vagrant!" Everett stepped directly in front of Kurt's face. "You're nothing but a parasite clinging to a woman you don't deserve! So why don't you do everyone a massive favor? Go crawl back to the adventurers' guild, pick up a pathetic F-rank quest to clean out some sewers, and maybe – just maybe – you'll earn enough copper to–"
