"Diana! It's so good to see you again! What's it been like five years since we've last seen each other? I can't believe–"
"I'm sorry, who were you again?"
'Pffft, ha!' Kurt nearly burst out laughing but managed to hold it in and keep a straight face.
"W-What? Diana, it's me. Da–"
"Principal Valentine or Ms. Valentine. Do not address me so informally."
"Heh *snrk* *cough* Ehem! I think I caught something in my throat…"
"Rosie!" Diana panicked and turned her attention back to Kurt. "I knew something was wrong with you! Why did you have to hold it in…"
"What are you doing, you criminal! Get away from her!"
Thud!
"Hey! Why's you have to push me?! And don't call me that! The king has already–"
"Shut up! I bet you were so frightened by our king that you decided to spill the beans and tell him where you were keeping Diana!"
"How delusional are you? Did you forget to take your meds?!"
"I'll save our king the trouble and kill you right here!"
SHING!
