[Author's Note: Thanks for the reference chapters! I can see the System should be way more chaotic, sarcastic, and emoji-heavy—less "game interface" and more "annoying backseat driver with anime emoticons." Fixing that now!]
Monday Morning: 7:00 AM
Lin Yuer woke up in Xie Yunlan's guest room, sunlight streaming through unfamiliar curtains, and for a moment forgot where he was.
[GOOD MORNING, HOST! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚✧] [Beauty Level: 63/100] [Status: "Notably Attractive" — getting there!] [You slept at your BOYFRIEND'S apartment again. Interesting choices! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
He's not my boyfriend.
[Sure, Jan.]
Did you just call me Jan?
[I contain multitudes. ✧.٩(ˊᗜˋ)و✧*.]
Lin Yuer dragged himself to the kitchen, where Xie Yunlan was already dressed for work, sipping coffee while reading something on his tablet.
"Morning," Xie Yunlan said, sliding a plate toward him. "Sleep okay?"
"Better than expected, considering."
