1: Chapter 1 Perfect LifePS: New writers, feel free to criticize as much as you want (disclaimer!This is where my brain is stored!)
(Again, please note that Chapter 6 is quite toxic and I suggest you skip it!)
(I was put in the blacklist twice, and was banned for nearly a month in total.The entire article has been revised.Please read it if you can.)
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"Mr.Dio, welcome to the world after death.
Not long ago, you tragically lost your life, though it was short, and your life is over.
The voice in his ear made Dio open his eyes and alerted him.He immediately summoned his Stand, "The World!Pause, time!"
Only now did Dio feel a little relieved.He looked around carefully and found that he was sitting on a red leather upholstered wooden chair, surrounded by a dim starry sky.
There was also a luxurious snow-white stone chair in front, on which sat a blue-haired girl wearing a feathered robe.
At this moment, because of the ability of [The World],
The girl was trying to put on a serious expression, but in stark contrast to her current appearance, she looked like a particularly idiotic person during the pause.
However, the girl exuded a dazzling sacred aura.
Dio realized that if he attacked the idiot girl, he would probably die.
Time begins to flow----
The blue-haired girl flipped through the book next to her and found out that Mr.Dio was accidentally crushed to death by a steamroller.
But Aqua found that there seemed to be something a little strange.
The sturdy Mr.Dio in front of me seems a little different from the thin Dio in the photo.
But the face is almost there, it must be a mistake made by the people in the records library, Aqua thought nonchalantly.
Dio also sorted out his thoughts at this time and realized that he had successfully escaped.
At first, he was hit by a car, and when he was on the verge of death, he suddenly awakened the ability to travel through time and space, and his soul from the previous world traveled to DIO's body.
After seizing DIO's immortal vampire body and his invincible world stand.
Seeing that Jotaro had already gone downstairs, he naturally knew that the fate of this world was real after watching the plot.
At this time, he had just obtained DIO's body and could not defeat Jotaro, who had been through many battles.
Even if I know the plot, it is still too dangerous.
To be on the safe side, Dio decided to just "Let Lu Da go!" and activated his ability to travel through time again to leave JoJo.
The poor fishmonger worked so hard to run across most of Egypt and finally got downstairs, but in the end the boss was gone.
"Hehehehe." Dio laughed in his heart.
But what does this have to do with me?I was originally planning to hide from him to prevent his Star Platinum from secretly copying my time stop again.He is really shameless.
It seems that this time travel replaced Sudio, who was supposed to have died and then reincarnated.Since he was replaced, his soul has dissipated.
As soon as he observed her, Dio recognized that the blue-haired girl in front of him was the mentally retarded goddess Aqua, and the dim starry sky was the Heavenly Reincarnation Office.
Dio thought it would be better for him to go to the other world as soon as possible.After all, he was a vampire, and the person in front of him was a goddess.Although she was usually rather lame, unreliable, and an idiot, Aqua was good at purifying evil.
So Dio decided to speed up the process and asked, "Excuse me, what are you going to do with me next?Are you going to reincarnate me or something?"
Hmm, Aqua was a little surprised.After reincarnating so many people into different worlds, this was the first time she saw a man calm down so quickly.
"Yoshi!"
"Then I will reincarnate you into another world!"
"Become a hero!Defeat the Demon King.My goddess Aqua will grant you powerful cheats to save the other world!"
Dio gave a wicked smile and said, "I am invincible because I possess the world of substitutes and the power of immortal vampires."
If I add cheats, then there is no doubt that I will become the ruler of the world.I have no interest in playing house like a hero.
What's more, the current Demon King is the hero of the previous generation, who was forced to become the Demon King by this idiot goddess.
It's no longer popular to be a savior.As soon as I have power, I will turn on the Homelander mode on the first day.
"Come on!Let's choose the cheats!Whether it's an invincible skill or a powerful artifact, you can choose whatever you want."
Aqua handed the cheat list in her hand to Dio, and Dio flipped through it.
Behind Aqua's powerful skills there are often huge side effects.If you are not careful you will be killed by Aqua.However, there is also the risk of your artifact being taken away.
Although Dio believed that no one could snatch things from him, "fate is always strange.The more scheming humans are, the more likely they are to fall into unexpected difficulties."
So, ruling out the option of using a divine weapon, Dio considered the options before him and made a quick decision, even if it meant choosing a weaker skill.
"Hmm?" Dio suddenly glanced at a skill with a squint.The description on it was very interesting.
Skill [Photosynthesis] The body will absorb sunlight and continuously enhance all aspects of strength, physique, and spirit.
Interesting!Can this skill overcome my vampire fear of sunlight?It's worth a try.
If this skill can overcome my only weakness of being afraid of sunlight, there is no doubt that I will become a perfect life form.
"That's it, Aqua!"
Dio called out to Aqua loudly, and then handed the skill list to Aqua.
Aqua was startled and almost dropped the potato chips in her hand.She said angrily:
"Keep your voice down, why are you shouting so loudly?"
"It's affecting my ability to eat snacks."
Aqua waved her hand gently, and the list transformed into a ball of light and entered Dio's body.
I felt it, a completely different feeling from before.The cells in his body seemed to be cheering their transformation.The sacred aura of the idiot goddess Aqua before him no longer pierced him.
As expected, I, Dio, am destined to be a child of destiny.Even in this other world, I still have great luck.
"Success!"
"Hehehe!Hahahahahahaha!"
Dio couldn't hold back his inner joy and laughed uncontrollably.It was so easy to overcome the vampire's weakness.
It seems that as long as I rely on my ability to travel through time and space, I will continue to plunder the resources of various worlds and turn them into my own foundation.
Dio's sudden wild laughter made Aqua look at Dio with a strange look in his eyes.
"Could this man be a Chuunibyou?"
"I'd better send him away quickly, before his Chuunibyou defiles my temple!"
"Shh!Dio, stand inside the magic circle!"
This goddess will now teleport you to another world to save the people of that world who live in darkness!"
Under the magic circle emitting a mysterious glow, Dio's body floated up.
Dio looked at the gorgeous magic circle surrounding him, and a hint of interest flashed in his eyes.
"Interesting, is this magic?"
"Go!Let's go!Hero!"
"I wish you success in defeating the Demon King.When you succeed, the gods will give you a gift that will grant you any wish you may have!"
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