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Chapter 79 - Chapter 79 - The Bald Pitch

Lucius walked into Xavier's office with Logan beside him as if they had just come from an agreeable lunch instead of a forced dance performance on the lawn.

The contrast did him favours.

He looked even larger indoors.

The rebuilt body filled the doorway; his frame made the architecture look apologetic. Tall, dense, heavy with muscle, broad through the shoulders, and carrying the whole thing with the lazy ease of someone who had never once had to wonder whether another man could stop him. Xavier's gaze flicked up and down over the changes with all the politeness of a surgeon assessing a miracle he had not authorised. Fury's single eye did much the same thing, only colder.

Logan, naturally, noticed the change.

"Well," he muttered as they crossed the room, "either you've been workin' out, bub, or steroids finally found religion."

Lucius gave him a wounded look so false it would have embarrassed worse actors.

"I started exercising lightly. Or I might have developed a new serum, who knows?"

Xavier's face did not move. Fury glared with suspicion at the audacity. Both of them, however, carried that tiny involuntary twitch round the eyes that said the lie had landed exactly where it deserved.

Logan snorted.

"Fair enough."

Lucius ignored the sarcasm because it was beneath him and, annoyingly, correct.

The conversation slid into better ground.

Logan mentioned the cigar Lucius had given him at the St. Regis as if remembering the previous evening's smoke.

"The one you gave me before," he said, "wasn't bad."

Lucius stopped beside one of the bookcases and took out a large dark cigar case from his inventory as if taking it out of an inner pocket with the neat little flourish.

"Not bad?" He clicked it open. "That was a Cohiba Behike. If you're going to reduce things to grunts, at least grunt with respect."

Logan chuckled.

"I liked it. feeling better?"

"Marginally." Lucius selected another cigar and held it out. "This one is a Montecristo No. 2. Cleaner draw, sharper line, less showy than the Behike. Better if you prefer something that tastes like it was rolled on the juicy thighs of hot latinas."

Logan took it and weighed it between his fingers and gave it a long sniff.

"You talk about cigars as priests talk about..." He gave Lucius a funny look.

"That's because-."

Xavier cleared his throat gently to remind them they were not alone.

Logan barked a short laugh at that and slipped the cigar into his jacket with a small nod.

"Good taste," he said and added. "Unlike some of the company I keep."

"That'd explain why you're here."

Xavier cleared his throat again before the exchange could extend even more.

"Thank you, Logan, for guiding Mr Noctis to me."

The dismissal was polite, which was how Xavier always preferred his control. It arrived wrapped in manners and carrying the quiet assumption that he remained the adult in any room containing furniture.

Logan grunted.

He glanced once at Lucius, once at Xavier, then jerked his chin in the vague direction of the door.

"Don't burn the place down."

Lucius nodded in mock solemnity.

"No promises."

Logan left with the cigar and the smirk, already stripping the cellophane with one thumb before he hit the corridor. Outside, he found Ororo waiting with Scott, Jean, and Josh Foley, along with a cluster of younger mutants pretending not to hover.

Scott spoke first as he was constitutionally incapable of letting a question sit in silence if he thought it reflected badly on someone else.

"What happened to him?" His hand cut vaguely through the air, searching for anything insulting about the perfect body, and came up empty. "How did he become... that?"

He meant the height, the width, the threatening amount of muscle. The way Lucius now looked less like a man and more like the sort of thing escaped from myths.

Jean and Ororo were asking the same question with their eyes. They simply had the good sense not to sound stupid while doing it. Josh, younger, newly changed camps and dumped by his family, was not experienced at hiding curiosity, leaned forward slightly as if Logan might actually answer.

Logan turned the cigar once between thick fingers and glanced at the band with open approval.

"He's got good taste," he said.

Then he kept walking.

Scott stared after him.

"That doesn't answer anything."

"No," Ororo said dryly, watching Logan's retreating, "but it does tell you Logan approves, which is often worse."

Josh looked between them.

"Is he dangerous?"

Jean almost laughed at the innocence of the question.

--

Back in the office, Lucius threw himself into one of the armchairs with all the grace of a falling verdict.

"Hey Nick, did Coulson report to you about how I addressed you in our last meeting?" 

He turned to the professor next, "Xavier."

He crossed one ankle over the opposite knee and grinned at both of them as if this was his office.

"So what are you two baldies talking about?"

Fury's jaw tightened.

Charles folded his hands lightly in his lap and pretended the word had not reached him in any meaningful sense. Fury, being less committed to saintliness as performance art, simply stared until Lucius decided to continue amusing himself.

He had skimmed enough from the meeting before walking in. It was about any other Tuesday in MCU. The regular Aliens, Tesseract, Initiative of spandex, global threats, humanity needing defenders, and all the other little phrases institutions used when they wanted powerful people to volunteer for leashes.

Still, it was more fun hearing them say it aloud.

Before either of them could begin, Xavier's eyes flicked once more over Lucius's body. Fury followed a beat later.

There it was again, the question and the professional need to catalogue what had changed.

Lucius saw it, smiled, and decided to show off, flex a little.

"What?" He spread his arms. "It looks good. You eggheads are jealous. You can confess it to me. I'm religious enough to be considered a priest by my own standards."

He rose halfway from the chair and flexed one arm in a pose so absurdly bodybuilder-specific that Fury's expression became actively hostile. Lucius shifted into a second pose immediately after, chest out, bicep high, shoulder twisted, as if he was on stage wearing a tiny posing trunk and fake tan.

"Come, children," he intoned in a pompous voice thick with mock compassion. "The Sacrament of Reconciliation is open to you. Confess your weakness and receive proper repentance. It is for your spiritual growth."

Xavier shut his eyes. Fury did not bother. 

Both men made the same choice at the same time and dropped the subject. There were other roads to information that did not involve indulging a lunatic with the threat profile of a tactical warhead and the social discipline of a nightclub owner at closing time.

Charles shifted first.

"Mr Noctis, the reason Director Fury is here is urgent."

"Urgent things are my favourite," Lucius said, sitting back down. "Proceed."

Fury did.

He did not waste words trying to make the situation sound smaller than it was. The angry eye, the long coat, files on the desk, and the controlled tone all came together into the hard pitch of a man who had already run out of time somewhere else. Fury briefly explained the situation in New Mexico.

"The alien who identified as Thor wasn't a one-off. The machine that attacked him was not a one-off either. A dozen of them have already devastated a military facility. We've got proof now that Earth is on the board for threats that don't care about borders, governments, treaties, genetic differences or the comforting fiction that we're the largest thing in the room."

Lucius listened without interrupting as Fury sounded best when he was half a sentence away from admitting he had built his whole worldview on human supremacy, control and now had to live with the fact that the universe had laughed.

Fury continued.

"We need a response structure before the next one hits. Not a disaster control. That means building a team able to meet force with force, mobility with mobility, and powers with powers. Enhanced people of all categories are needed. The labels are finished. The threats aren't."

Charles took over smoothly.

"The X-Men have always believed that gifts carry responsibility."

Lucius's mouth twitched.

Xavier kept going.

"If there is a chance to prevent large-scale harm, then people like us cannot stand aside and pretend neutrality is an option. The world is changing too quickly for isolation to remain an ethical position."

There it was. The schoolmaster version. Responsibility, duty and shared burdens. The sort of language designed to appeal to naive instincts in people who still had enough of them left to manipulate.

As a bug-bitten teen once learned, 'with great power comes great responsibility.' Lucius almost laughed at the idiocy. 

With great power comes freedom to slap the reality in the face of jackals who wish to leash it.

Lucius frowned faintly. Even listening to the mind rapist was a chore.

Charles noticed the miss immediately.

He changed the angle.

"You have already shown that you can protect people," he said. "Your potions, whatever else I may think of your methods, have saved lives. You have the capacity to do real good on a scale few others can match."

Lucius looked at him for a beat, then laughed without warmth.

"Charles, the whole philosophy of the X-Men can be taught by simply watching a sub in extreme pornography."

The line hit the room like a bomb thrown into a church.

Fury's eye narrowed. Xavier's face held, but only through discipline.

Lucius leaned forward.

"You take power, kneel with it, and call the humiliation nobility. You teach children with gifts to apologise for existing, endure abuse, smile nicely, and hope the hand on the leash gets kinder next year. Then you crown it as civilisation."

Charles's answer came cool.

"I teach them to survive without becoming the monsters their enemies expect."

Lucius smiled.

"And I'm sure that feels beautifully righteous right up until the next lab opens somewhere in the dark."

Xavier let the silence take it as denial would have made him look weaker, and agreement would have made Lucius insufferable.

Fury stepped in before the exchange could spiral into philosophy.

"Fine. No heroics."

He changed his tone deliberately, cutting the moral appeal and replacing it with the harder metal of state interest.

"Then think in practical terms. You can have resources, protection, reach, legal cover when you need it, intelligence access, and operating authority."

Lucius snorted.

"Patriotism?"

"No, infrastructure to enlarge your operations."

"Patriotism with paperwork is still patriotism." Lucius's eyes sharpened. "And you killed all of mine the day you tried to collar me like an animal, stole my blood and threatened me with prison. That speech lost a little emotional force after that, Nick."

Fury could not deny it. He simply took the hit and adjusted course again.

"Then let's stop pretending you'd ever do this for flags. What about payment?"

That one caught a flicker. Xavier saw it at once.

"Continue."

Fury sat back slightly.

"You'd be compensated properly. Assets, facilities, materials, acquisition budgets, logistics support, not gratitude or medals, but whatever currency you would name."

Now that at least sounded like an adult entering the room.

Lucius considered it for a few seconds. Money had never been his primary motive, but money remained the finest insult one could take from frightened governments if offered cleanly enough.

Charles saw the opening and tried the third angle.

"Public legitimacy would follow."

Lucius looked at him blankly.

Charles pressed on.

"If you stood publicly as one of the defenders of Earth, then whatever suspicion people hold now would change. You would not merely be known. You would be trusted."

Lucius almost laughed again.

He was already known, discussed, whispered about with need, suspicion, greed, and gratitude in every possible mixture. Old horny dogs wanted his potions, governments wanted his compliance, and patients wanted miracles. 

He tilted his head.

"Beloved and adored? Charles, I am already halfway there just by helping people in need with my potions. Unlike some other people who pretend." His eyes drifted meaningfully between the two bald men. "Believe me, there are some who use their powers without restraint when the mood takes them, or ignore laws and regulations whenever they wish to harass a poor mutant minding his own business."

Fury's mouth hardened.

"That's not what this is."

"No," Lucius said. "This is much more polished."

Charles tried one last approach, quieter this time.

"You would not have to admire us to understand the scale of the danger."

Lucius looked at him for a long second.

There was truth in that, more truth than either of them deserved comfort from. The world was changing. The sky really had opened. Bigger things were really coming. He knew that better than they did. He knew entire future branches that they could not even imagine yet.

For a heartbeat, he let them believe that thoughtfulness might be agreement.

Then he stood and pressed his lips together, as if giving the proposal the last dignity of serious contemplation.

"I will think about this," he said in a somewhat serious tone.

He turned, took three steps to the door, and reached the handle.

Fury watched him with the stillness of a man trying not to startle prey. Xavier remained composed. Both of them thought there was still a chance.

Lucius paused, turned back, and let the silence sharpen properly before he spoke again.

"I thought about it."

A tiny pulse of expectation moved through the room.

He smiled.

"I decided to refuse."

Then he opened the door and shut it behind him.

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