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I am a demon, and my original form is a majestic white tiger.
At the Xth Demon Clan General Assembly, I was chosen as the Tiger Clan's representative on account of my unparalleled beauty.
The Tiger Clan is famously a low point for intellect and a high point for martial prowess. I am a prime example of this: astonishingly stupid and freakishly strong.
The proposal for the assembly was devised by the Tiger Clan's brain trust—"The Fox Clan Renaming Project." Every word and phrase was saturated with the loyalty and wisdom of my Tiger Clan: "Whereas the scoundrels of the Fox Clan frequently cause confusion with our clan's name, we hereby request to abolish the name 'Fox Clan' and re-designate them as the 'Fu Clan'..."
I read the proposal out loud, word for word, and the entire hall erupted in laughter. The Fox Clan representative, in particular, was grinning so wide it looked like his face was about to blossom.
