Kairo was going to have fun, no matter what happened. This was his absolute promise to himself.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
He was all smiles as the rollercoaster went flying up and down. This was so fucking fun. Though, he did wonder if he could somehow make this even more entertaining by adding some jutsu to the mix.
The rollercoaster climbed all the way to the peak before rushing back down at immense speed.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Some of the people behind him were screaming for their lives, but Kairo was still all smiles. This place was just so fucking fun.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Like he said: all smiles.
Meanwhile, a couple hundred yards away, a few sneaky people could be seen. Though, calling them "sneaky" would be putting it lightly. This was the One Piece world, after all, so their builds were absolutely insane. One of them was a guy with a long-ass neck, a fat belly, and big-ass feet.
The second guy looked semi-normal, except his legs were long as fuck. He was probably part of the Longleg Tribe—or maybe not. The One Piece world had some funny-ass character designs, and it wouldn't even be surprising if he just came out of his mother's coochie looking like that.
The third guy was a short, fat dude. We're talking so round he could literally be mistaken for a goddamn bowling ball.
The three idiots.
"Guys, look," the short, fat dude said.
They both turned to stare directly at him.
"Not at me, you idiots! Up there!" The guy looked incredibly annoyed. He was clearly the boss of these fellas, leading their little human trafficking gang.
The Panty Group. Yeah, that was their actual name. Their first option had been the Creampie Bandits. As you can tell, they were absolutely ass when it came to naming things.
"Wow, that guy looks buff," the tall one noted, pointing at a random stranger.
"Not that one!" The fat dude gritted his teeth. These two were so fucking annoying. "Gosh, if you two weren't actually useful, I would have sold you off already."
"Sorry, Boss. We didn't mean it," the one with the neck that was long as fuck replied.
"Are you talking about the old lady? I doubt she'll fetch a fair price."
The fat guy swung a furious fist to punch his stupid friend. Instead, his punch sailed right between his friend's long legs and smacked dead into the concrete behind him.
CRACK.
"OW!" The boss doubled over in pure agony.
"Boss, you okay?" the neck god asked.
"That wall hit the boss! How dare it!" The guy who was actually supposed to get hit looked pissed on his boss's behalf. Rushing toward the structure, he reared back and delivered a powerful kick, completely destroying the wall.
"That'll teach it a lesson," he said, looking incredibly smug.
"Awesome, bro! You totally showed that wall what's up!" the long-neck one cheered.
Meanwhile, the boss, whose hand was slightly broken, watched this scene play out and felt his remaining brain cells rapidly dying.
"What the hell are they doing?" Some nearby pedestrians paused, completely confused by what these three gremlins were doing in broad daylight.
The boss gritted his teeth, trying to control his exploding anger.
"WHY DID YOU BREAK THE WALL?!" he shrieked. The wall was literally their cover, and now everyone could see them. How stupid could one person be?
"But Boss, the wall attacked you!"
The boss felt a blood vessel pop in his brain. He could actually feel himself getting dumber, as if he were actively suffering a brain aneurysm. "I WAS GOING TO PUNCH YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" he shouted, his head suddenly swelling ten times bigger as his face turned bright red.
"But why, Boss?" the long-legged guy asked, genuinely confused.
"Yeah, Boss, why? He saved you from the wall," Nick added. Yes, he shall now be named Nick, for the sole purpose of not having to type out "long neck" every single time.
Fred took a deep breath to calm himself down. "I meant the kid," he said, deciding to just focus on the mission. He needed the bread more than he needed to murder these two idiots.
"What kid?" Lenny asked blankly. He didn't see any kids.
"The fucking dark-skinned kid!" Fred felt his blood boiling again. It was truly fascinating how stupid some human beings could be.
The two lackeys squinted, looking confused for a long moment before finally noticing Kairo up on the ride.
"Aw, Boss, you mean that one?"
Fred finally felt like they were getting somewhere.
"Oh yeah, he does look good," Nick agreed.
"I'm sure he would fetch a great price on the human market!" Fred said.
At this point, Fred's blood pressure was ready to skyrocket. On one hand, yeah, they finally figured out the target. On the other hand, they were standing in the middle of a crowded street with people walking around, talking about kidnapping a fucking kid out loud.
The people in the street began giving them deeply uncomfortable looks. Sure, human trafficking was a known issue among the locals, but they were in a literal tourist area in broad daylight, casually discussing a felony.
"Boss, how much do you think he'd go for?" Lenny asked.
[Time Skip]
They were kicked out of the district.
"So rude. Why did they even kick us out?" Lenny looked genuinely confused, as if he truly couldn't comprehend why they'd been banished.
"Maybe it's because you ate too many mochi," Nick replied thoughtfully.
"Oh yeah, maybe you're right. You're so smart, Nick!"
"I know."
Fred stood beside them, so close to pulling out his good old revolver and blinking both of them out of existence right then and there. But finding replacements in a dump like this would be nearly impossible. So, until the job was done, he just had to suffer through life with these two fucking idiots.
A/n had very long shift so chapter took longer to come out