The government was shaken up by the man's immense power and knowledge. Along with the powers of the Sun God and many other devil fruits powers at his disposal and the latest surveillance showed he could not only levitate but was unbothered by the curse of the sea.
MY LOVE YOU'VE SAVED ME AND OUR LAND! Boa Hancock shouted, jumping into the saiyans arms before quickly blushing at his appearance. Y-you have no shirt on. The woman said. I know, you like the view? The man said, putting his arms behind his head and flexing his muscles in an unnatural way.
The saiyan had dawned a new outfit not too unlike another strong ruler who had left this planet and went to it's moon. The man was wearing no shirt with a golden necklace with 6 magatama on it. Lower down he was wearing white baggy pants with a long golden sash tied by a purple belt with matching purple wristbands.
Oh, I cannot deny it. You look really sexy my love! The woman said, rubbing herself against him in a similar fashion to the man's intelligent blue haired wife from earth. You even more so! The man said, slapping the woman's fat ass. Ahn! The woman moaned out with a bright blush.
You wanna come with me and my crew to egghead Island? The man asked. Of course! The woman said, hugging the man tightly. I hope you're not mad but I picked up quite the Harem in my journey. Hehe, as long as you copulate with me first. I don't mind having some harem sisters. Boa Hancock spoke, rubbing the man's growing erection while whispering to him. Especially after what I saw when we last bathed together. She continued. THAT I CAN DO! The man said with hearts in his eyes.
The woman boarded the ship and bidded Amazon Lily Farewell. The country was still protected by the clone of the saiyan.
In no time at all the group arrived at egghead Island and the man had one simple goal. Protect Vegapunk and Slime CP0. Why Cp0? Robin asked. Yeah that seems like a Random Goal. Big Mom spoke. Cause I got to let Lucci know he ain't shit. Why? Because I have an agenda to push. Kaine said with a smirk on his face.
The man sent a clone of himself to go help a drowning Bonney find closure with her father Kuma. Y-you're- Lord Kaine Yeah. The man cut off. You wanna go find Vegapunk? The man asked simply. How'd you know I- The greatest Magician never reveals his secrets. The man said.
Elsewhere.....
Cmon, what happened to good manners. Kaku spoke to a transponder Snail before it abruptly hung up. Ignore it we're- Lucci spoke before stopping suddenly. He looked up and saw a giant floating red galleon ship. N-no I-it can't be. FIGHT ME CP0! Kaine yelled, flying down towards the ship. A giant rubbery hand crashed into the ship, destroying it instantly. The 3 CP0 agents moonwalked out of the way.
The man met the group at they're level, seemingly jumping and jogging in place. That doesn't look like Skywalking. H-how is he doing that? Kaku thought, terrified. WHY ARE YOU HERE! Lucci yelled, getting into a fighting stance. What's wrong? A pirate can't want to fight. Although I would prefer If I didn't have to hit the pretty lady over there. Kaine spoke, looking at Stussy. Oh my, and here I thought pirates weren't fond of marine's, let alone making sweet talk, how charming. The woman spoke with a blush. Hey I don't discriminate. I have a former Marine lady as part of my crew. I accept all beautiful women into my crew! The man spoke with a smile.
Kaine stretched his hand out towards the woman in an elastic way. I don't see why not. The woman said, grabbing the hand as the man pulled her towards him. The fast saiyan quickly teleported to and from his ship, leaving the woman there. S-so fast! Stussy spoke before looking around at the people on the ship. Cat Burglar Nami and Robin of the Strawhats. Reiju Vinsmoke Germa double 6. Boa Hancock of the Kuja Pirates. Big mom of the Big Mom Pirates! Captain Tashigi of the G5 Marines! I guess he wasn't lying when he said he didn't discriminate. The woman said standing up. And I see you couldn't resist my loves Alure. Boa Hancock Spoke.
Back at the fight....
Alright you two. I'd activate your awakened Devil Fruit powers if I were you because It'll be a lot uglier if you don't! Kaine said. Like me he can get whatever he wants but beyond his handsome appearance and body that no woman can resist, his will, strength and knowledge cannot be matched by anyone. Hancock continued. The two zoan type devil fruit users transformed, become a Giraffe and Leopard and Dawning clouds that represented their awakened powers. You know too much. It would be in the government and everyone's best interest if you were dead. Kaku spoke.
You're just scared. The man mocked, as he flared his haki, white clouds appearing behind him as well. That is why he'll rule this world! Hancock said with pride. Aww you're like his cheerleader. Robin teased. The snake empress started blushing. I agree with the snake empress. Big Mom said. The 3 engaged in combat. Lucci tried to hit the man with a finger pistol from the left but it was blocked by the man's finger. Kaku tried to hit him from the right with tempest kick but it was swatted away like a chair at waffle house. Like a true pirate he's defeating all the competition that try to halt his freedom. The competition in this case being the world government. Big mom added.
The saiyan punched Lucci in his face, the attack caved the man's face in as his body quickly reverted to normal and he lost his clouds. The man absorbed the Leopard Devil Fruit powers and threw the dying Lucci into the Ocean. Kaku wasted no time trying to run away but the saiyan was in front of him by the time he turned around to run. I don't like Giraffes. KAMEHAMEHA! The man yelled, shooting blue beam and reducing the CP0 member to dust. The only Yams I accept on my crew are the ones that women have on their chests and posteriors. Kaine spoke.
The man flew up to his ship. The marines are NOT gonna be happy when they get here. Stussy spoke. I know. The man said with an innocent smile. They better send someone strong or It's not gonna be fun. At least stronger than Sengoku and nem. The man spoke.
Elsewhere....
The clone of the Saiyan from the big gete star aided Jewelry Bonney in finding the truth about her father, Bartholemew Kuma. Shortly after, the android clone transformed into a gete star anchor and took over all the technology on egghead Island, including Dr. Vegapunk and his 6 satellites. Hey Bonney, there should be a ship on the other end of the Island so you can rejoin your crew. The clone spoke. Why can't I come with you? You scared? The girl asked.
Because I'm harboring a harem on my ship and that's no place for little girls. The man said. Ew. WAIT BUT IM A BIG GIRL! The woman yelled with an angry voice. NO GROWN WOMAN SAYS THEY'RE A BIG GIRL! I know an 11 year old when I see it. The government is on they're way, go live your life for Kuma little girl. NOW SCRAM! The man yelled. Okay Fine! The girl said before giving the android a hug. But thank you. Bonney said thoughtfully. Don't mention it! The man said as she ran away.
The android's metal like tendrils got a hold of a transponder snail that was ringing. Hello? The man spoke. Who is this? One of the 5 elders spoke. The strongest man on the planet. Lord Kaine speaking. The man said in a professional tone. You. What is your business on the Island? It has nothing to do with you! The elder yelled. Is that fear I hear Saturn? The man asked. The elder gasped. Just who are you and where did you come from? Imu asked. Oh I'm from a far away planet. The man said casually. WHAT? The 5 elders yelled. How is that possible? Imu asked again. Doesn't matter. What matters Is like any smart planet conqueror I'm here for a few things. More power, more knowledge and most importantly, MORE WOMEN! The man yelled excitedly. The 5 elders started sweating comically.
Yeah but besides all that I like to fight people. That many strong pirates and admirals at Marineford was fun and all those devil fruit powers I obtained made me even stronger! How is it that you don't posses the curse of the sea? Imu asked. Bullshit. The man answered. THERE IS NO INFORMATION THIS WORLD CAN HIDE FROM ME! Imu yelled. Maybe I'll tell you after I get what I want from this world. But remember, I'm not of this world. Android Kaine said before ending communication.
Back with the real Kaine...
The man docked his ship on egghead and everyone admired the sites when suddenly A navy Admiral the man recognized appeared. Greenbull. The man said as an admiral flew in on a floral helicopter. Holder of the Wood Wood Fruit. Admiral Greenbull. Kaine spoke as the man stood in front of him in his crew. To think a peabrained pirate knows that much about me. The man spoke.
I won't forgive someone who defends slave owners. My own people felt that oppression. The saiyan spoke, alluding to the extinct saiyans of the past. I'm actually not here for you. But Nico Robin on the other hand. The admiral shot a wooden tendril from his hand towards the woman that was intercepted by a hand incased in fire. AGH! Did you really think I would allow you touch one of my women? Kaine said, annoyed. They could definitely kick your ass but I'm the one who wants to gets his hands dirty today so deal with it boy. The man said with an insane grin.
SHUT UP PIRATE SCUM! The admiral yelled, turning into a wooden monster. I can do that too actually. WOOD STYLE: WOOD GOLEM JUTSU! The saiyan said, waving his hand as wood sprouted from the ground, forming a wooden golem. ATTACK! The man commanded. The golem fought as if it was the saiyan himself. The golem was powerful on its own but with armament haki on its hands the admiral was getting pummeled.
The admiral tried to escape but wood tendrils that weren't his own grabbed him and dragged him back into the wooden golems grasp. With one tight squeeze the admiral was a mangled mess on the ground. One thing I know my wood powers can't do is drain Life force. Well at least, anything that isn't chakra but you don't know what that is. The saiyan promptly absorbed the man's devil fruit power. Wh-what did you do? The mangled admiral asked, reaching out, wondering why his powers weren't working. Took your powers. It also seems you're still breathing. This might be the only time I use this power. The saiyan said before shooting the wood tendril into the man and draining the rest of his life force. Gimme that body nigga. PAUSE WHY DID I SAY THAT! Must be Cell's cells. Zesty ass nigga. Kaine thought.
Moments later the sky turned a dark red and black and greenish lightning cracked all around when suddenly a pentagram formed a short distance away from the saiyan. ATTENTION ALL MARINES! SAINT SATURN IS ON HIS WAY! NOT A SINGLE MARINE BELOW THE RANK OF COMMADORE MUST BE IN HIS PRESENCE! So the elders ain't pussy I guess. Kaine spoke excitedly. Girls, go back to the ship. This old man needs to remember what an ass beating feels like. He added. Lightning struck the ground and a android clone of the man grabbed the women and teleported back to the ship before it could hit the ground.
A beast emerged from the ground wielding a cane with 8 legs. Ah, the surface, It's been quite a while. Saint Saturn spoke. So you have awakened devil powers too, but you're a spider. I don't like spiders. Kaine spoke with a frown. The saiyan entered a fighting stance and began jumping on the ground that became like a trampoline, clouds appearing around him.
Nika. Saturn said. Fuck you just call me? The man asked. Next thing the elder knew he was flung like a rubber band across the city. S-such power. The elder spoke, struggling to pick himself up from the crater he was pushed into. I killed Nika and took his power so I can confirm I'm not him. What? The elder asked, shocked. Don't worry about it. Just fight. The saiyan ordered.
You're presence is not welcome here! Saturn yelled, trying to push the man away with a glare. Kaine kept walking forward unphased. The knowledge of Vegapunk and the brilliance of egghead is in the right hands. The hands of this world's rightful ruler. The saiyan said confidently. YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! The elder yelled. I did what I just said dumbass but that's not important.
Remember my promise from two years ago? Kaine asked. I said the celestial dragons are in trouble. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU! The man said, flaring his haki. WHAT IS THIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE PRESSENCE IM SENSING! I FEEL SO TERRIFIED! WHY DO I FEEL SO TERRIFIED! Saturn thought, shaking in fear. You feel that? Kaine asked. The elder was treated to terrifying visuals of himself being brutally dismembered and killed and brutal ways by the man Infront of him. Oh, and if you still think that pathetic regeneration will save you from death you or horribly mistaken. Before I send you to an eternity in hell I will make you experience multiple lifetimes of hell while you still breathe. The saiyan said. His eyes turned red as his mangekyo sharingan spun to life. Tsukiyomi.
The elder was subjugated to a hell worse than anything a slave of celestial dragon every experienced. The man experienced the horrible events in the life of Bartholemew Kuma and many other slaves that experienced agony at the hands of celestial dragons. At the end of it the elder was in a dark wasteland surrounded by fire, the man stood in front of him. PLEASE! IM SORRY FOR OPPOSING YOUR AUTHORITY JUST PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO HELL! Saturn yelled, clinging to the man. Just as foolish as before. You didn't learn a thing. Well I don't care. I'm going to kill you now. The man spoke before grabbing the elder's head and squeezing it until it exploded.
Saturn woke up in the real world once again watching as black mist receded from him before he suddenly collapsed. It...it was all an illusion. The old man thought terrified. This is for Kuma. The saiyan spoke coldly. WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Saturn yelled. The saiyan grew to the man's size and started pummeling him. The first punch cracked several bones in the elder's jaw but gave way to a barrage of blows across the man's body. The saiyan stepped away from the mangled corpse as it began regenerating. YOU CAN'T KILL ME! Saturn spoke with nervous. Yeah I can. I just wanted to have my fun before I did so. The saiyan coldly.
The saiyan unsheathed his zanpakuto. Immortality huh. The man spoke. The saiyan's eyes turned red and gained 4 pupils as his almighty sprung to life. HYAH!! Kaine struck saturn with his zanpakuto and the attack left a deep gash on the man's chest. AGGHHH!!! Saturn screamed, the pain feeling more prominent than before. WHAT IS THIS? Imagine a reality where the 5 great elders and the holy knights were not blessed with immortality? The saiyan said criptically. The elder tried to reach for his transponder snail but it was taken away by weird wire like tendrils from the ground.
Elsewhere.....
M..my Deep Deep Sea Mark! Saint shepard Summers yelled. What is happening? Saint Shamrock thought.
You're a celestial dragon aren't you? Why am I not bowing to you then? Kaine asked mockingly as he stepped closer. G-great Imu will not stand for this! Saturn said standing up. The death of the government means the death of the entire planet. Man shut the fuck up. This planets only known of my existence for 2 years. No prophecy or nothing could've made you forsee my actions. The man spoke haughtily. What I've become capable above would make Joyboy and the rest of the D clan's actions look like childs play. Besides, Only death you should be worried about is your own. The saiyan spoke coldly. Saturn tried to transform again but found he could not activate his mythical zoan powers. Your Devil fruit powers are mine now. The saiyan said.
Kaine grabbed saturn's head and headbutted him into the building he was slouched against, the elder quickly put his hand on the ground and the sky grew dark with thunder and lightning. The saiyan punched him in the face again, the strength behind it blowing the man's head off, the saiyan punched through the man's head with both hands and separated his body in two, falling limp.
Moments later 4 more numbered pentagrams appeared on the ground and lightning struck the ground. 4 monsters of different varieties emerged from them. This is just demonic. The saiyan said with a tired look on his face. Hell the only place yall need to go. The saiyan spoke. Smoke engulfed the saiyan as he grew to the monstrous creature's sizes. ITS TIME TO FIGHT! Kaine bellowed.
Nasjuro charged forward first, becoming a centaur wielding a katana. Divine Departure! The saiyan yelled. The Elder was cut in two mid Dash. Impossible. The high ranking celestial dragon said, collapsing in two as he reverted to his human form. He's not regenerating? Mars looked in fear as Nasjuro's bleeding body did not mend itself. Ju peter charged in next in his giant earth worm form, wrapping around the saiyan. You wanna know what's cooler than a worm. A DRAGON! The saiyan transformed into an azure dragon. THATS KAIDOS DEVIL FRUIT! Mars thought, floating in the air. The azure serpent destroyed the hold the earth worm had on him. BLAST BREATH! The saiyan serpent yelled. A giant blast of fire impaled the giant earthworm though his torso, putting the elder on deaths door as he fell to the ground in his human form.
The giant boar form of Elder Saint Warcury charged next. The saiyan transformed into his normal state and stopped the boar with a giant hand. The saiyan created a giant bat made out of reishi and incased with armament haki. TUNG TUNG TRAMPLE! Kaine yelled. The boar was beaten close to deaths door by the giant bat which was effecting him tremendously but it also felt as if the man's soul was being beaten to death as well. When the smoke cleared Warcury was barely able to stand with every bone in his body being broken, ribs impaling vital organs and devastating brain injuries. Why will my Injuries not heal? The man said, terrified. I'm not gonna tell you that. The saiyan spoke simply.
It was at this moment the saiyan's clone turned on Dr. Vegapunk's worldwide broadcast. The scientist broadcast spoke on the void century. NO! DAMNIT VEGAPUNK! SHUT IT OFF! Mars yelled, trying to fly away. NOPE! NOT THIS TIME! Kaine yelled, intercepting the man in the form of a phoenix, the flying creature was cut in two by a charge attack. NOOOO! GREAT IMU HELP! Mars cried out. Yeah. I've been meaning to find out if that creature you serve is a he or she. Kaine said in a mocking tone.
Dark mist incased the elders as their mythical zoan powers were stolen from them. The world was informed of the secrets of vegapunk in their entirety and morale and desire for the one piece worldwide rose to the heavens. What now Imu? Kaine said mockingly. The 5 elders dead bodies convulsed in grotesque ways before being reduced to bones.
The man teleported back to his ship and everyone on board was trembling in shock. I can't believe it. So the end of the world is at hand? Nico Robin asked. I can stop some weak ass flood no sweat. Don't worry Robin. Kaine assured the woman. So who were those five giant beasts you fought? They looked like they were awakened mythical zoan devil fruit users. Lin Lin asked. Yeah they were. Those were the 5 elders. The man's entire harem gasped in shock. This 15 billion bounty aint for fashion. Kaine spoke boastfully. Aren't they the highest authority in the world!? Nami yelled incredulously. Not quite Nami. The saiyan replied.
Their is one more I must defeat. Nerona Imu. The highest authority in the world. A person even Roger, Garp and the Rocks Pirates could not defeat with their combined power! You know about god valley! Big Mom asked incredulously. Yes. And I plan to defeat that thing that calls itself a god in the ruler of this world. If that's what passes as a god than I've defeated God's that make Imu look like a child in comparison. Kaine said, reflecting on his previous one sided encounters with Kaguya, Yhwach, Cell and the Cold Family.
Just how much power do you possess? Tashigi and Ginrummy asked incredulously. There are foes in my past that could destroy the entire universe that I could blink away with ease as I am now. Kaine boasted. The universe! Nico Robin asked. Yeah. One day I'm gonna conqueror every last planet. After that I'll see what lies beyond. The saiyan added. So Aliens are real? Nami asked. Oh yeah, I'm right in front of you! Kaine spoke. You're a really handsome alien. Reiju spoke raunchily. Yeah he is. Every woman on the ship spoke in unison in a swooning voice.
Oh yeah a lot of aliens look like humans do. My home planet and a few other have people that look just like humans do. Weirdly enough everyone speaks the same language. Kaine wandered off in thought. But enough about that. That Imu guy is gonna be pissed when he finds out- CRASHH!!! A gigantic pentagram hovered above the egghead and a fierce black lightning bolt radiating conquerors Haki hit the ground in the middle of island. I'll be back. The man said before he teleported to the ground where the spectacle was happening.
A a horned red eyed being with white hair stood on top of a building. DAMN IT! SO YOU WEREN'T A VOLUPTUOUS GOTH BADDIE! INSTEAD YOU'RE NINE VICIOUS?? Kaine yelled in a disappointed tone.
In front of the man stood one of the first 20. The king of the entire world. Saint Imu. So if I kill a zesty ass demon I become King of the World? I really been doing everything these past 6 years huh. The man thought.
So if I kill you. This world will be mine? The Emperor asked. Demons that oppose gods will vanquished from this world. It's funny cause neither of us identify as either. Although. You could pass off as a demon. Especially with the horns, the pentagrams, shady government stuff ya know. The man spoke care free. You must be erased! Imu bellowed, flaring his conquerers Haki. MY FREEDOM WILL NOT BE HAULTED BY SOME WANNA BE GOD! The saiyan yelled, flaring his raw power. The sheer output of energy made the entire world shake violently and the death glare the saiyan was giving the king of the world shocked him to his core.
Suddenly the building Imu stood on crumbled and in the instance he fell the Saiyan was already in front of him. The entire multiverse will be my playground one day. Kaine uttered.