After a good meal the trio of Bulma, Oolong and Kaine settled down for the night, well, at least Oolong and Bulma did. The advid anime watcher knew well of the desert bandit's dumbassery and how he would try to sneak in to steal the dragon balls. He had no intention of letting the desert bandit grope his Bulma. Intentional or Unintentional. She wasn't his. Not in this timeline.
Yamcha was trying to take a peep inside the van and saw Bulma's Naked Goddess figure. The man nearly passed out upon seeing her. Puar, I just saw her boobs, they were large humongous orbs, and her things and her-, Puar? Yamcha said all in a ruffled and hushed tone. Puar's taking a long nap. A shadowy figure whispered behind him. Yamcha's blood went cold, recognizing the voice. Before he could fully turn around a hand was put on his shoulder.
Nuh uh. No one resists TSA Nigga. Kaine said. W- wait let's just talk about thi- Stop perving on my Girlfriend Nigga. The dark-skinned man spoke tiredly, interrupting the bandit. Kaine proceeded to catapult Yamcha into the air with a kick to his rear. His furry companion Puar was tightly secured to him before he did so fortunately.
The man looked over at the voluptuous beauty showering. HOLY SHIT HER TITS ARE HUGE! LOOK AT THOSE LEGS TOO! Kaine said, now ogling his naked girlfriend through the window. Bulma turned around and started rubbing soap on her ass. DAMN SHE GOTTA BUBBLE BUTT! I need to tap every inch of that! Kaine thought ferally.
He went back inside shortly after. The malicious Pig Oolong tried to spike the teens drinks on some Bill Cosby Shit. But Kaine knew of his deception and forced him to drink it. Shortly after the couple snuggled together and slept in one bed.
The next morning, Bulma woke Oolong up to ask if he had any spare clothes. There's an outfit in the closet. Hehehe. Oolong replied with a perverted giggle. Bulma came downstairs in a Bunnysuit. What the hell is this outfit Oolong! The beautiful blunette yelled frustratedly.
Kaine was completley distracted by how sexy the outfit made her look. Seeing the woman's appearance both clothed and naked was already mind boggling enough but the provocative outfit sent her beauty out of this world.
The tight fitting outfit only added to her Model Like appearance. Bulma had long since lost her pony tail and had her long straight blue hair roaming freely that dangled down to her shoulder. Her bangs covered her entire forehead and stopped above her eyebrows. She additionally had a hairband adorned with bunny ears and a red bowtie around her neck. She had a bodysuit that did a horrible job at covering her large heaving double E Cup breasts that threatened to spill out of her top.
To finish the outfit she had some see-through blue leggings that showed off her thick watery thighs and child bearing hips. What Kaine was especially distracted by was how beautifully the outfit accentuated her curves. Her thick thighs and huge bubble butt jiggled whenever she walked like water.
Good God I wanna bang that. Kaine thought. The whole thing aroused him so much that a huge boner grew in his pants and he had to calm himself down.
Bulma's mood instantly changed from embarrassed to confident when she laid eyes on her new boyfriend who was starstruck by her appearance. Oh? Like what you see Kaine? Bulma asked in a lecherous tone. She marched up to the man in a provocative strut before turning around and rubbing her huge ass against his crotch causing his Boner to grow out again. Mnnnnhh, you getting excited baby? I bet you're just itching to rip this thing off! Bulma said with a smirk on her face.
Am I destined to be a cuck? Oolong thought, momentarily gaining clarity from the erotic sight in front of him.
The trio continued down the road with Oolong driving. Bulma was on Kaine's Lap making out with him and was about to pull his pants down when something suddenly gnawed at the warriors senses. Hold on Bulma. Kaine said suddenly, getting out of the seat and going to a nearby window.
He looked outside and saw the Desert Bandit was back for a 3rd fade cause god knows why. He's back again? Oolong said. His incompetence amazes me. Kaine said. Yamcha was standing on a moving bike with a RPG in his possession. He does look pretty tough though. The warrior thought, appreciating the aura farming.
Suddenly the bandit drew his Rocket Propelled Grenade and blew up the trailer. I was about to crack but this shaggy haired bastard won't MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY. The saiyan thought, his blood boiling with rage and anticipation for a fight.
Yamcha got off his bike expertley. That'll teach them not to mess with the Great Yamcha. Shame I couldn't save the girl though. She looked pretty ho- The desert Bandit stopped mid sentence, seeing a black silhoette standing in the fire. The smoke cleared and Bulma was hoisted over Kaine's shoulder and Oolong was in his opposite hand. Nice r- reflexes kid. Oolong coughed out. Thanks. Don't grope her or that's your ass. The dark skinned warrior spoke seriously.
Kaine dashed towards Yamcha at imperceptible speeds and knocked a tooth out of his mouth. AGH! The bandit held his mouth and pulled out his machete to slash at the man. Kaine held Yamcha's hand in an iron grip, making him drop his machete. He then pulled him close, punching him in the gut and kicking him onto the ground. He then proceeded to hold the bandit down and whipped that nigga with the RPG for 40 minutes, STRAIGHT. AGH! IM SORRY! Yamcha yelled. RUN MY SHIT! FUCK UP YO FACE! The saiyan yelled, rapping Lil Boosie
Puar hauled the Desert Bandit away on the motorcycle vowing that his master wouldn't forget this. The bandit definitely wouldn't for as long as he lived. The great pistol whipping of Age 749. 0 casualties. 1 potna whipped.
The man had to carry his girlfriends unconscious body. Hey Kaine, I could carry her for you if you get tired. Oolong said with a perverted smirk on his face, clearly ogling Bulma. This fine piece of ass, thighs, titties and brilliance packed into a strawberry scented beauty is mind Pig. You suggest something that stupid again and I'll eat you. Kaine said with zero indifference. HEY HEY NOW I WAS JOKING! Oolong jumped back in fear. Kaine started laughing. Nah I'm playing, mostly.
Yamcha spun back with a bandaged face to gift the trio a car. Fearful of the man who beat him up twice but still ambitious about the dragon balls. Whatever the case it made Kaine's job a lot easier. Bulma woke up a little while later and they were on the way to Fire Mountain to claim the dragon ball.
Power Levels
Kaine: 150
Yamcha: 9