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Chapter 49 - Too Many Bags, Too Few Good Decisions

The two got out of the car.

Izumi shut the door, took two steps…

…and stopped.

She looked.

Looked again.

Then opened the back door of Harumi's car.

— …why do you have AN ENTIRE LIFE in here?

Harumi looked at her like this was the most normal thing in the world.

— Because the car's basically abandoned already.

— Harumi. — Izumi pointed. — There's a backpack, a jacket, toys, a pot, a broken umbrella, a bag with… is that rice?

— Oh, that's for emergencies.

— Emergencies like WHAT?? A war??

— What if someone gets hungry? — Harumi shrugged. — Besides, if I bring it home, it'll just take up space in the bedrooms.

— …and what's wrong with that?

— It already looks messy enough.

Izumi stood there in silence for a second.

Then slammed the door shut and stared at her sister with a look that clearly said:

This changes absolutely nothing.

— You are a social phenomenon.

— Thank you.

They started walking toward the stores, and Izumi immediately brought up the topic that actually mattered.

— So. Mom's birthday. Two days from now. September ninth.

— NINE NINE — Harumi repeated dramatically. — Such a pretty date and I almost forgot.

— Let's think calmly — Izumi said. — Clothes?

— She complains she already has too many.

— Kitchen stuff?

— She'll say, "You shouldn't have."

— Perfume?

— She's worn the exact same one for twenty years.

— Jewelry?

Harumi thought for a second.

— She'll call it too much… and then secretly wear it.

— So we're at a dead end — Izumi concluded.

They went into one store.

Then another.

Then another.

They commented on EVERYTHING.

— This looks too young.

— This looks too old.

— This looks like a mother-in-law gift.

In the end…

absolutely no decisions.

— We decided NOTHING — Harumi said, dropping onto a bench.

— But we spent emotional energy — Izumi replied. — That counts for something.

They sighed at the exact same time.

— Mom is impossible — Izumi declared.

— Genetics — Harumi replied without thinking.

First store: nothing.

Second store: argument.

Third store: almost.

— We'll decide later — Izumi said. — Right now, we have a real problem.

Harumi froze.

— What real problem?

— Mei's birthday party.

— Mei's birthday party.

Harumi needed a full system reboot to process that.

— I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW A KID'S PARTY — Harumi panicked. — What do kids even like? Clowns? Candy? Loud music? I was a weird child!

— Kids like colorful stuff!

— Not enough.

— Water?

— Better.

— Games?

— NOW we're talking.

Izumi stopped in the middle of the hallway.

— Themed party.

— Theme of what?

— The cartoon she LOVES.

Harumi's eyes widened.

— PIPO & THE GELATIN PLANET?!

Izumi smiled.

— Exactly.

Pipo & the Gelatin Planet:

a slightly chaotic cartoon about a round, colorful little creature who kept landing on the wrong planets and somehow solved everything with friendship, snacks, and deeply questionable decisions.

Mei was OBSESSED.

— Mei would absolutely LOSE HER MIND — Harumi whispered, emotional.

— We'll buy colorful decorations, balloons, cups… — Izumi started listing things.

— And costumes!

Izumi narrowed her eyes.

— Costumes for the kids.

— …obviously.

Quick cut:

Shopping cart full.

Balloons.

Cups.

Plates.

Decorations.

Things that might be useful.

Things that definitely wouldn't be useful but were simply too cute to leave behind.

— How many installments can we split this into? — Harumi asked at checkout.

— Five.

— That works.

— Harumi… — Izumi tried.

— That works.

Result:

Harumi was now officially extremely broke, but smiling like she'd just won the emotional lottery.

On the way back, Izumi led the way.

— If I wasn't here, you'd already be lost.

— I do NOT get lost!

— You walked into the wrong store thinking it was another one.

— Technical details.

Somewhere between all the shopping bags, Harumi suddenly exploded with excitement:

— Izumi, you will NOT believe this… Takeru made amazing friends!

— Seriously?!

— SERIOUSLY! And he didn't even correct one of them when they called me his mom!

Both of them froze in the middle of the street.

— AAAAAAAH — Izumi whisper-screamed. — THAT IS SO CUTE.

— I KNOW!!

Tiny jumps.

Laughter.

A brief public disturbance.

— Anyway — Izumi returned to normal in exactly three seconds.

They reached the car.

Harumi opened the door.

— Good thing you paid for everything — Izumi commented. — I think I forgot my wallet.

— Of course you did.

Harumi was about to get in when Izumi suddenly froze.

— Harumi.

— What?

— …don't get in yet.

Izumi pointed.

The tire.

Dead.

Defeated.

Humiliated.

Silence.

— …was it always like that? — Harumi asked.

— No.

— Oh.

Izumi crossed her arms.

— Good to know chaos runs in the family.

And somewhere in the very near future, two inflatable Pipo from Gelatin Planet costumes were already destined to exist.

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