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Chapter 43 - DOWN THE HILL WITH CARDBOARD AND ZERO DIGNITY

They arrived.

Or rather…

they stopped.

Because the "shortcut" wasn't a path.

It was an absurd slope, covered in grass, loose dirt, crooked trees, and a very strong feeling of:

"this does not look legal."

Silence.

The wind passed.

Someone swallowed hard.

— … — Takeru analyzed the terrain, serious.

— … — Ren too.

— …this is a TRACK. — Sora declared.

And that was it.

Collective sanity: gone.

— LET'S GOOOOOO DOWN!!! — Kenta was already lying face-down on a piece of cardboard that NO ONE KNEW WHERE IT CAME FROM.

— WITH WHAT?? — Aiko snapped immediately.

— With this — Sora raised a styrofoam board like it was a legendary sword.

— THAT IS NOT SAFE!!

— It is, look — he dropped it on the ground and stepped on — science.

— THAT IS NOT SCIENCE!!

Meanwhile…

Takeru was on the ground.

Trying to fix a piece of cardboard.

— STAY. STRAIGHT.

The cardboard:

did not stay.

— I SAID STRAIGHT!!

The cardboard:

folded.

— …I'm going to die because of CARDBOARD.

— Takeru… — Yuu was already behind him, clinging to his own arm — I don't want to do this…

— You're doing it.

— I'M GONNA DIE!!

— You're not going to die.

— I FEEL LIKE I—

— SIT.

Yuu sat.

On the cardboard.

Behind Takeru.

The cardboard made a suspicious noise.

— …this is going to break.

— IT WON'T.

— It will.

— IT WON'T.

— It wi—

CRACK

— …okay, MAYBE IT WILL.

On the other side:

— REN, WHAT'S THE PLAN? — Kenta asked, ready to throw himself down.

Ren was sitting calmly, legs crossed.

Observing.

Calculating.

— …we go down.

— THAT IS NOT A PLAN!!

— It's the only one we've got.

Meanwhile—

CHAOS 2: THE STUFF.

— WE CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS!!! — Aiko was reaching her limit.

— Huh — Kenta replied, completely calm — you just jump from tree to tree, it's easier.

Silence.

Aiko turned slowly.

— …of course. NOT.

— Just carry everything on your backs!!

— How are we supposed to— — Ren started.

— STOP BEING ANNOYING, WOMAN!!! — Sora yelled out of nowhere.

Mistake.

Big mistake.

— SAY THAT AGAIN?!

— I SAID—

— DON'T YOU DARE!

— You can't go down carrying stuff! A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G.

— YES YOU CAN!!

— NO YOU CAN'T!!

— OF COURSE YOU CAN!

— I CAN'T!!

— YES YOU CAN!

— I—

— ENOUGH — Hina stepped in between them, holding a towel and a tambourine for some reason — calm down… breathe…

— I'M NOT BREATHING — Aiko was already wrapping things onto people.

And then…

it happened.

She decided.

— I'M MAKING THIS WORK.

And she started.

Mei and Hina were already tying bundles of stuff with ropes.

And then it went like this:

Bag around Ren's neck.

Another on his back.

Chair on Sora.

Board under his arm.

Net on his shoulder.

Cooler on Takeru.

Bucket.

Worms.

Water.

Float.

Watermelon.

— THIS MAKES NO SENSE — Takeru said.

— YES IT DOES — Aiko replied, pulling another rope tight.

— I CAN'T WALK — Yuu.

— YOU DON'T NEED TO WALK — Mei.

— THAT DOES NOT HELP!!

Final result:

They were…

stacked.

Humans carrying things. MANY things.

Balance:

zero.

Dignity:

negative.

— …this is going to go wrong. — Yuu stated.

— THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME — Sora replied.

Hina took a deep breath.

Raised her hand.

— One…

The wind blew.

— Two…

Yuu closed his eyes.

— THREE!!

AND THEY WENT.

WAY TOO FAST.

— WOOOOOOOOOO!!! — Sora went down like he was in an action movie.

— I'M GONNA DIEEEE!!! — Yuu immediately.

— HOLD ON TO ME!!! — Takeru shouted, dodging a tree.

— I AM HOLDING ON!!

— NOT THAT HARD!!

— I CAN'T!!

Kenta?

Face-down.

On cardboard.

Looking like a turtle.

— I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!

— YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS!! — someone yelled.

Ren went down sitting.

Fast.

Silent.

Analyzing.

— …this isn't stopping anytime soon.

And it didn't.

Things started shaking.

Bags hitting.

Chair spinning.

Float pulling.

Yuu screaming.

Sora laughing.

Takeru dodging trees like a warrior.

— TREE!!

— I KNOW!!

— ANOTHER!!

— I KNOW!!

— ANOTHER!!

— I—

THUD

— I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE!!

Meanwhile…

UP THERE.

Silence.

The girls watched.

— …are they going to be okay? — Hina asked, a little worried.

— THEY WILL — Aiko said, already fixing her hat.

— Trust me.

— YOOOCHAA!! LET'S GO DOWN!!

— WOOO!! — Mei adjusted her diving goggles.

Their plan?

Simple.

They climbed a tree.

Walked along the branches—big ones.

LIKE ANCIENT TREES.

They moved to another tree.

Then another.

And another.

Balanced.

Organized.

Calm.

— Hold here — Aiko guided.

— Got it — Hina answered.

— Mei careful—

— I'M FINE!!

Total control.

Elegance.

Coordination.

Meanwhile, in the background:

— I'M GONNA DIEEEEE!!!

— THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

— WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!

— WE ALREADY DID!!

— AAAAA—

PURE.

CHAOS.

And then—

the end.

Of the hill.

Except there was one detail.

A small detail.

— …there's a wall — Ren said.

— THERE'S A WALL?! — Takeru.

— THERE'S A WAAAAALL!!! — Yuu.

Too late.

They slipped because of it.

And went over. And flew. And landed.

FACE FIRST.

Sand.

Rocks.

Life flashing before their eyes.

Silence.

Two seconds.

Three.

— …did we make it? — Kenta asked, still lying there.

And at that EXACT moment—

— AAAAAAA—!!

The girls.

They slipped.

Hina lost balance.

Aiko tried to grab her.

Mei grabbed both of them.

AND THE THREE OF THEM

WENT DOWN

SLIDING

TOGETHER

— WE MADE IIIIIT!!!

THEY LANDED.

ON TOP.

OF THE BOYS.

HUMAN PILE.

Silence.

Breathing.

Someone coughed.

And then—

— WOW THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! — Mei threw her arms open.

— WHAT A PERFECT LAKE!!! — Hina

— I LOVE IT!!! — Aiko

Under them:

— …I can't feel my legs — Takeru.

— …I saw death — Yuu.

— …I liked it — Sora.

Ren just closed his eyes.

Accepted it.

And the lake…

right there.

Shining.

As if nothing had happened.

As if this was normal.

And maybe…

for them…

it already was.

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