Lower Realm.
Su Yan felt quite embarrassed right now. All this praise for him... honestly, he was just average. He could only say that compared to Tang San, he was normal!
Bibi Dong, however, felt like cursing someone out.
Control your mother... I'm not controlling Ah Yin, better let Su Yan do it!
Bibi Dong retorted in a heavy voice:
"Tang San, even if you can't think of a reason, there's no need to push everything onto my head."
"Use your brain for a second. I'm controlling A Rou? What would I even use to control her?"
"Under normal circumstances, the Soul within A Rou's spirit ring is filled with resentment toward me; it would likely shatter at the slightest touch. Moreover, if you don't even believe we are from two different Worlds, then how could I use this fake Xiao Wu to threaten A Rou?"
Bibi Dong wasn't going to take the blame for this. She had no choice before, but now she wanted to be a good person!
Ning Rongrong stepped forward then, hands on her hips as she said, "Xiao Wu's part is over. Now it's my turn, Ning Rongrong, to take the stage. You're the Ning Rongrong from the God Realm, right?"
"You're just a big sucker who's been PUA'd. Don't worry about what PUA means for now; in short, you're a massive sucker."
"You, the dignified Little Princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School, ran off to Shrek Academy to mix with this bunch of scoundrels. They said you had 'princess syndrome' so you changed? Have you forgotten that you were originally the Little Princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School?"
God Realm.
Oscar's expression instantly froze upon hearing this, and he shouted angrily:
"Shut up! Don't you dare speak of Rongrong. Rongrong becoming approachable means she's become better. Whether you are real or fake, you are not as good as her."
Ning Rongrong simply retorted irritably:
"Oscar, quit your bullshitting. You lecherous bastard, you're no good either. Not a single person from your Shrek Academy is normal."
"You, Oscar, are lecherous and vulgar. Tang San is a Transmigrator and a cold-blooded killer who loves to pretend to be pure and noble. Dai Mubai is a coward who feared death and abandoned Zhu Zhuqing to run away alone. Xiao Wu is the disgrace of the spirit beasts, a mere tool. Zhu Zhuqing has no self-respect either; Dai Mubai abandoned her, yet she had the thick skin to forgive him in the end?"
"Ma Hongjun is even worse—he's been visiting brothels since he was a kid. A Phoenix whoring himself into a chicken coop. Flender and Zhao Wuji bully the weak and fear the strong; one is a treacherous, sinister rogue of a merchant, the other a domineering thug. And don't even mention that wasteYu Xiaogang; just mentioning him makes me feel disgusted. A 'Grandmaster' who's a waste, taking fifty years to reach a level thirty Breakthrough, and insulting himself twice in one sentence."
Everyone:???
[Everyone:???]
At this moment, Everyone was stunned.
Good grief!
Ning Rongrong, you truly live up to the name Little Witch. You've gone full firepower, haven't you?
When Xiao Wu gets ruthless, she even curses herself.
But when you get ruthless, it's indiscriminate fire; you've cursed every single one of them.
How terrifying!
[Zhu Zhuqing: I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Did you come out to roast the Dou 2 version of yourself, or did you come out to kill Everyone once over?]
[Zhu Lu: Old AncestorRongrong, you've stolen my Old AncestorZhuqing's job.]
[Group Member No. 9: Su Yan, come take a look. These are the soldiers you've trained. When they get ruthless, they kill Everyone; they don't let a single person go!]
[Zhu Zhuyun: That's more than just soldiers trained by Su Yan—even the lines are Su Yan's lines!]
[Liu Erlong: I'm going to die laughing. Rongrong, don't you have any lines of your own?]
[Tang Yuehua: Thinking for yourself is so tiring; it's much faster to use a template!]
[Hu Liena: In Su Yan's words, this is called 'drawing inspiration'!]
[Dugu Yan: I've really noticed something. Since joining the Group Chat, we've all become better and better at arguing.]
[Bibi Dong: You're just speaking the truth. We used to argue every day, and now we still jump into a fight the moment it starts. How could we not be good at it?]
[Bo Saixi: That's true. I really didn't know how to argue before, but now I feel like I could hold my own if I stepped up.]
[Qian Renxue: Wait, something's wrong.]
[Ye Guyi: What's wrong, Old Ancestress?]
[Qian Renxue: Rongrong, don't you feel like you missed something? Although Su Yan didn't include Liu Erlong back then because he'd already gossiped about her, now that you're roasting these Shrek people, how could you forget that Blind Douluolove brainLiu Erlong?]
[Qian Renxue: Are you looking down on Liu Erlong?]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Liu Erlong:???]
[Liu Erlong: Xiao Xue, if you joke with your Mother Erlong like that, Mother Erlong won't love you anymore.]
Meanwhile.
In the God Realm, the expressions of God King Tang, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Oscar, Dai Mubai, and Zhu Zhuqing—who had all been called out and roasted—were each uglier than the last.
Dammit!
Whose subordinate is this?
To strike so hard the moment she opened her mouth!
However.
They had no way to refute it, because everything Ning Rongrong had roasted them for was the truth!
God King Tang gritted his teeth and said angrily, "What are you supposed to be? Who are you to judge us?"
Dai Mubai was even more humiliated and enraged. "Shut up! Those were just minor mistakes we made in our youth."
"But it's not your place to judge!"
Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingNing Rongrong also said with a face full of irritation, "What does it have to do with you? I like being with Third Brother and the others. It's none of your business!"
Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingZhu Zhuqing, however, made a more precise counterattack:
"I remember you saying that you are us from another World, right?"
"In that case, while you are cursing us, aren't you also cursing yourself?"
"Eh?"
Lower Realm.
Hearing this, Ning Rongrong turned to look at Zhuqing and said, "Zhuqing, I didn't expect the Dou 2 Zhu Zhuqing version of you to be quite capable."
"Look at how she managed to counterattack?"
Xiao Wu also said strangely, "Fortunately, there's no Lingling in the Douluo World 2; otherwise, we might not be a match for them!"
Everyone in the Group Chat nodded in agreement upon hearing Xiao Wu's words.
But Dugu Yan's next sentence made them all burst into laughter.
[Dugu Yan: You're overthinking it. There's no Group Chat in the Douluo World 2. Even if there were a Lingling there, she wouldn't have a platform to output her words!]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
Zhu Zhuqing then looked at the Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingZhu Zhuqing on the projection screen and said seriously:
"You're right about that; we won't deny it. Because after being with Su Yan for so long, we've learned the honesty that he possesses."
"Right is right, and wrong is wrong."
"In this World, if you make a mistake, you admit it; if you're beaten, you stand tall."
"This is called accountability. But following the hypocritical Tang San, you will never learn accountability or honesty in your entire lives. You are destined to take your hypocritical masks with you to the grave."
God Realm.
God King Tang and the others were instantly furious again.
What?
You actually admitted it?
Unreasonable!
Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingNing Rongrong pulled Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingZhu Zhuqing and said, "Zhuqing, keep arguing with her. So what if she's real? How old is she even?"
"A little brat—since you're the same person, you can crush her in minutes!"
Dou 2 Zhu ZhuqingDai Mubai and the others also nodded in unison.
Right!
Argue them to death!
(End of Chapter)
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