Crown Prince's Mansion.
Qian Renxue was about to explode with rage.
"Dammit!"
"Bibi Dong, you have the nerve to enjoy the drama about me?"
"Good, good, good!"
"You said it yourself! I'll see if you, you bastard, can still stay out of this when the time comes!"
[Su Yan: Treasure Wu, have you eaten yet?]
[Xiao Wu: I've eaten. Why are you suddenly being so mushy today, you guy?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm really going to die laughing. The little rabbit doesn't seem to realize the seriousness of the situation yet!]
[Tang Yuehua: Ning Rongrong is quite ridiculous, but even she didn't get called 'Treasure Rong'. Xiao Wu, you really are thick-skinned!]
[Liu Erlong: Su Yan, can you call me 'Treasure Long'? I feel like my drama is worth you calling me 'Treasure Long'.]
[Liu Erlong: Treasure Dong, don't you agree?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Treasure Tao thinks Treasure Long is absolutely right!]
[Ah Yin: My drama should probably count for a 'Treasure Yin', right?]
[Dark Avenger: Treasure Ya thinks all the 'Treasures' are right!]
[Hu Liena: Treasure Na gives you all a thumbs up!]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Then it's over, I guess I won't be able to get a 'Treasure Yan'.]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha!!]
[I Am a Little Bird: I'm really about to die laughing.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: You guys are saying things I can't understand again. Can you make it simpler?]
Su Yan was also somewhat caught between laughter and tears at this moment.
Good, good, good!
You guys even want to fight over this?
[Su Yan: Since Treasure Wu is in a good mood today and has eaten, then we shall begin. Of course, what I'm about to say is the plot without my interference.]
[Su Yan: My name is Xiao Wu, 'Wu' as in 'dancing'.]
[Su Yan: When talking about Xiao Wu, she has far too many titles—Accessory—Tool Person—love brain—Stupid Rabbit—Shame of the Spirit Beasts—Spirit Beast Traitor—Rogue Rabbit—Little Useless.]
[Su Yan: Now you understand why I couldn't help laughing just thinking about it before, right? She has way, way, way too many flaws to poke fun at!]
[Xiao Wu:???]
[Everyone:...]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm really going to die laughing. Little rabbit, you've really made a name for yourself. Bibi Dong only has 'Blind Douluo' and 'white-eyed wolf', count for yourself how many you have?]
[Group Member Number Nine: For some reason, I want to laugh the moment I see Treasure Wu now.]
[Winter Cutie: Xiao Wu, you are our god! This drama of yours is even more intense than Bibi Dong's and Liu Erlong's!]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: This girl is truly invincible.]
[Ning Rongrong: Xiao Wu, don't cry! Brother Su Yan called you Treasure Wu; he's never called any of us that, so your drama must be incredibly explosive!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Little rabbit, you're simply too detestable. This Empress must beat you up when I see you!]
[Gu Yuena 1: Did she sell out our Spirit Beast Clan?]
[Gu Yuena 2:???]
[Bo Saixi: Don't be nervous, you two Co-Ruler of Spirit Beastss. This is the Little Bastard's usual opening—throwing out a bombshell before the drama to shock us all.]
[Bi Ji: You scared us to death.]
[Zi Ji: We thought those things about the little rabbit were all true.]
[Liu Erlong: Huh? I'm thinking no one said they were fake, right?]
[Bibi Dong: Although Bo Saixi is right, the things Su Yan throws out to shock you will all have evidence presented one by one later!]
Suotuo City.
Xiao Wu was also in despair at this moment.
"How... how could I be so ridiculous!"
Dugu Yan and the others were also dying of laughter.
"You're asking us?"
"We originally thought you were similar to Ah Yin, but compared to you, Ah Yin's level seems to be far behind?"
[Su Yan: Now someone might ask, Host! Host! What is an 'Accessory'?]
[Su Yan: An accessory is just an accessory, like the sachets, jade pendants, or hairpins on your body. Xiao Wu is pretty much Tang San's accessory, and in the end, she really did become Tang San's accessory. When Xiao Wu achieved godhood, she became the scabbard for the Asura Sword.]
[Group Member Number Nine: Huh?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Asura Scabbard?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Su Yan, we don't have much education, don't fool us. What kind of god can a scabbard be?]
[Bai Chenxiang: Xiaotao, aren't you guys ten thousand years in the future? Do you even need to ask this? As one of the Shrek Seven Devils, don't you know what god Xiao Wu became?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Let me think...]
[Dark Avenger: Sister Xiao Tao, no need to think. Old AncestorXiao Wu indeed has no God Position. Neither the Tang Sect nor Shrek Academy has any record of Old AncestorXiao Wu's God Position.]
[Bo Saixi: That works too?]
[Bibi Dong: We're all sisters in one Group Chat, don't say I, Bibi Dong, don't look out for you. My Rakshasa Demonic Scythe doesn't have a scabbard yet; if anyone is interested, sign up quickly.]
[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha!!]
[Liu Erlong: Old Woman, oh Old Woman, you've really learned bad things from Number Nine.]
[Winter Cutie: I'm really going to die laughing. Can't you guys at least consider Xiao Wu's feelings? What if she starts crying now? She'll run out of tears later.]
[Su Yan: 666.]
[Hu Liena: I, Xiao Wu, will defend the two Lords to the death.]
[Everyone: +1.]
At this moment.
The two Gu Yuenas also had two heads and four big problems.
Douluo World 1.
Star Dou Great Forest.
Zi Ji and Bi Ji looked bewildered.
Gu Yuena's expression was also awkward. How could this be?
I just said I had high hopes for her!
[Gu Yuena 1: Xiao Wu, did I misjudge you?]
[Gu Yuena 2: Did I misjudge you?]
Suotuo City.
Xiao Wu was about to cry at this point.
"No?"
"I... I... I..."
[Xiao Wu: Slander! He's slandering me!]
[Hu Liena: That's my line!]
[Su Yan: Now someone might ask again, Host! Host! What is a 'Tool Person'?]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: What is a tool person?]
[Su Yan: This is actually very easy to understand. Person, tool, being used or ordered around like a tool. For example, Xiao Wu is both a tool person and an accessory. Her role for Tang San is to be his'showing off' switch—as the saying goes, if Xiao Wu gets hurt, the whole field panics.]
[Su Yan: Let me be blunt. If Xiao Wu were a pure support like Rongrong, I wouldn't say anything. But Xiao Wu is a combat Spirit Master! As a front-line combat Spirit Master charging into battle, she supposedly can't take even a tiny bit of injury, otherwise Tang San turns into a psychopath and intentionally cripples his opponents.]
[Su Yan: Let's just say, when you come out to compete, only you can hurt others, but others can't hurt you? If you're that fragile, just go home and be worshipped, don't participate in competitions!]
[Su Yan: Therefore, we can understand the little rabbit as Tang San's'showing off' switch.]
(End of Chapter)
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