Having only 50 chances to survive, Saoirse just failed her 49th attempt. And now she was down to her last life.

After dying 49 times in the System—trapped in the God of War’s brutal trenches—supermodel Saoirse is tired, traumatized, and ready to quit. But even the God of War has abandoned her. Enter: The God of Fertility, offering one last chance to make it all work.

His demand? 

“Fail every mission but one."

The catch? She has to seduce five "Unapproachable Geniuses" who are as toxic as they are breathtaking. From a Cursed Emperor and a Dark Mage to a Beastkin, an Augmented Assassin, and a Dense Saint—no woman has ever survived their touch.

Armed with nothing but a pretty face and a soul that’s already been through hell, Saoirse has to secure the future of a kingdom. 

But it’s hard to save the world when you’re facing execution on your first day. 

Or in Saoirse’s words:

“Are you f*cking kidding me?!"“

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“Put her to prison.” to “Choose the world over you? I would sooner burn the very earth you stand on if the fire kept you warm.”

- The Cursed Emperor, Thorne Ravencourt

“You look distinct.” to “What use is a world that cannot grace your beauty? It is better left in the dark.”

- The Dark Mage, Mael Ithrain

“May your find peace and your anger subside.” to “For my Lady, the heavens are silent. It is only in your presence that this heart finally finds its peace.”

- The Dense Saint, Lucien Halbrook


“Be careful young lady, the one who gets served their food first is usually the one most likely to be poisoned.” to “If you served me poison on a silver platter, I would drink every drop just to satisfy your will.”

- The Assassin, Cassian Vale

“You’re a brave woman for standing before the Alpha General. I’ll follow you!” to “I thought the world was beautiful when I followed you... until I realized how hollow it became the moment you were gone.”

- Kael of the Claw

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The Gilded Lotus Pavilion definitely lived up to its name. "Gilded" was an understatement—the place was a fever dream of gold leaf and red silk.


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