Guns, Swords and Wild Cards!

Do you like guns? Epic sword fights? Random explosions that add nothing to the plot? gambling? hot chicks(or guys, no judgement here)? Novels with months without an update? Well-written/overpowered characters that are forgotten in the next chapter, probably die in some bullsh*t way, and mysteriously come back alive way later? Writing that's so mid it's entertaining and keeps you coming back for more, only to be left with utter disappointment that release dates are sporadic? Yeah? Well, you're a masochist, but read ts mutherfu-