"Mom, did you see that? Your daughter is amazing!" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Pretty Mom (Empress Dowager): "That's not my daughter, stop talking nonsense!"
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowager's number one lackey): "What just flew out? This kid, why does she stuff everything in her shoes? If she were a guy, she'd definitely lose all dating rights for her four years at college!"
"Dad, you really get what social death is!" - Su Qing (the eldest son)
Head of the Household Dad (Empress Dowager's number one lackey): "Of course, your dad has spent years at university, every year there's a couple of freshmen who make fools of themselves."
