According to the map this appears to be the cave.
Hey Leech what do you think the piders even mean?
Knowing this world is probably going to be a living breathing apple pie or something.
[Drools] That sounds delicious. Even a goddess like myself would fight on the front lines against such delicious creatures, but I don't remember any living pies in the bestiary of this world.
Hey what's this talk about this world you two have been talking about?
Minus two points for bothering your seniors.
Ugyu!
Anyways you didn't know much about the toads so it wouldn't surprise me. I do find it reasonable to act like that man if you were attacked by pies all of a sudden. I know I would. But it must be some big and nasty pie if this Tailor party couldn't take them out I mean. Their just pies.
I hope their alright.
If we are talking pies. Their probably rolling Taylor party in dough and preparing to bake them in some oven.
How I envy them. [Heavy breathing]
What was that?
No I mean. It is the duty of us crusaders to take the fall for our friends. I've envy the solemnity in which they gave it their all to let their quest giver escape. It is our call to protect after all. (Safe.)
You crusaders are so hardcore. The call to protect huh. I would never be heard saying something so cliché. Even I'd laugh at myself.
Yeah. It'll be hilarious if you finally got your class and you turned out to have been a crusader all along.
Latina lighted a torch and began to lead the way. A strange earthquake began to shake the cave and the trio came together to protect themselves. The entrance of the cave was sealed.
Hey Leech the way out has been cut, we can't escape anymore.
Unbelievable. Of all times and the cave chooses to collapse now. Well we worry about it once we rescue the others.
Wait aren't you afraid?
I have to fight the demon king sooner or later with the power I have on hand. If I begin to chicken over this I'll never make it in time. So it's better to walk ahead like I am unstoppable than waste time being cautious.
Crim... Do you really want this to be over that much? (Do you really hate your time with me that much?)
Of course I do. The faster the better.
I see. [Mumbles to herself] I am sorry.
Wait did you just use my name—
A hairy creature the size of a dog fell from the ceiling of the cave in front of the party.
Crim, Aqua: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAA!
It's so huge.
KILL IT LEECH KILL IT WITH FIRE!
[[PAIN OF THE MOLTEN MAGMA]]
The place in which the creature stood was lashed twenty times whiting a second and noting was left of the hairy creature. Its blood and viscera spread everywhere else on the cave.
IT WAS SPIDERS!
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
Goddess don't go to the bathroom you shit loving leech! Stop preaching to holy shit!
We need to leave now.
What!? How can you leave when things just began getting goo— Taylor party that's right we must save Taylor party. If these are spiders we are talking about they probably haven't eaten them yet.
NOOOOO! I don't want some insidious hairy creature melting my organs before eating me.
Don't worry; I won't let anyone else eat you.
Thank you Leech… Hey!
Anyways stop shouting you two. We'll just lose the element of surprise.
[Hugs Crim arm] Please after you Leech.
(Maybe this won't be so bad.) Pick the other arm, I'd need that one to use the chain.
Aqua switched to hide behind Crim and took his left for herself after Crim managed to roll the sleeve on his right.
Okay, I'll lash anything that moves. Lalatina you make sure they don't come within a kilometer of us and you better don't forget the buff or lash deal we had Aqua.
I don't think I can hold the spiders a kilometer away in a cave.
Minus seven points.
Ugyu! Please lash the spiders with all your might and don't be afraid to get me caught too. I am confident in my defense.
Hey Leech what was that deal you're talking about?
[[Pain of the Lead Whip]]
Ah right I remember I remember! You said you wanted me to spam and stack buffs wherever a fight broke up. I get it please put the chain down.
[Exasperated sigh, chain begins to spill longer] [[Pain of the Molten Magma]] Drop the torch and take your sword. I'll handle the lights from now on.
The group began to advance the cave.
There's one in that corner!
I've got this! [Charges] Eh?
The Chains of Calamity flew overhead Lalatina and liquated the spider to pieces before she could do anything.
Gya! There's one eating that adventurer corpse.
This time I— [Beaten by the chain again]
AAAAH! There's one walking on the ceiling.
I'll show you the jumping power of a crusad—[Beaten by the chain again] Hey Crim what the hell!?Leave something for me to play or at least wait for me to get close enough to get hit by the chain.
My name is nope. My sign is nope. My number is nope. You need to let it go, need to let it go, need to let it go.
Leech I know you said you would lash me if I didn't buffed us immediately after a fight breaks, but at this pace there won't be a fight at all.
I don't care, if I see a spider I'm making milkshake out of it. Jesus think of the culture shock for a man like me seeing something that should in god's good name be so tiny, growing to the size of a leopard. By the way Aqua how can you see so well in the dark? Even I can't see them until you point them out.
Well that is because I am a goddess of course. I can see as well in the dark as I can in the day.
(So this is another one of those things she keeps hiding from me. Maybe I should feed this girl to a spider or two.)
There's three more coming over from that tunnel!
This time I'll make it in—[Beaten by the chain] Whyyyyyy!?
Nope-no-no-no-no-nope-nope-nope.
Please stop ruining the fun already! I know what if you lash one of Taylor party members by accident?
We pray for their souls.
Ah! There's something coming fro—
The chain flew off at supersonic speed and lashed a part of the cave dozens of times in seconds. The scream of a man who just barely manages to dodge out on his cockroach instinct alone was heard.
Stop it Crim, there's someone over there.
Holy hell you guys almost kill me! Wait is you rotten tomato!
Dust jumped over Crim in harmoniously happiness and hugged him crying like a little girl.
Yack. Get off me kid.
I am so happy; I thought I was going to die alone.
Where's the rest of your party?
Oh shit we have to go back for them. If the spiders eat them after I'd abandoned them like that they will haunt me for sure.
Nice to see you're okay Dust. Which way went the rest of your party?
The spiders took them deeper into the cave that way. But wait rotten… I mean bro. Are you sure you guys can handle this? Not that I am complaining but if we press on with no chance to survive that'll just be suicide. Say did you finally apologized to Luna and go your levels up?
Don't need them. Just follow behind me and everything will be fine. You seem to be a warrior so you're in charge of the rear. Moving on I want to be out of here as soon as possible.
The group took formation and moved on until they arrived at a room with five statues.
It says riddle of the coward lion. I am always the first to move, the last to eat and the one next to the heart. Which am I?
Ah man, the spiders must have advanced from another way. Hey bro, can you solve this one up?
No I do puzzles not riddles.
Aha! I knew you were stupid. Now I just need to see what your card will be and I'd bet your score even losses to mine.
So you're admitting how nefarious your intelligence is. I am not stupid; this just wasn't my thing, but I can tell is the leftmost one from the structure. Only that one appears to be used at some point since its make. The rest seem like nobody touched them.
Really bro? I can't see any difference in them.
Trust me I can, just pull the tongue from the one on the left—
[Pulls the right most tongue]
Poison darts began to bounce off Lalatina full plate armor.
[Punches stone lion to pieces] Make something stronger you cheapskates!
Hey bro are you sure she's right in the head?
I keep trying to see what's wrong with her. And all I get is some severe sweating and a view into the nothingness.
Lalatina pulled on the left lion tongue after feeling disappointed with the level of the traps and a secret door opened behind the lions. There they found a different room with three holes on the ground and no other way out.
Two of this could be traps, or one. Or they could all lead to different places of the cave.
It's all right I just send the chain in and have it go crazy at the bottom.
Wait! What if my friends are down there?
Your right kid. What a troublesome trap. We have to pick carefully or else we—
JERONIMO! [Jumps down the hole]
Something is definitively wrong with her.
Crim: Don't say that, is making my head hurt for some reason. Hey Lalatina are you alright over there?
Yeah! There's no spiders down here. I see some torches on the wall and I can see a man with a whip and strange clothes crushed by a giant boulder over here. This jerk hoarded this trap all for himself! I can see some passage, want to come down!?
No that's probably not the way, or at least not the one we should be going. Take a torch and instigate the place anyways. If you can't find a way just come back here and I'll drag you out with the chain before leaving. We are going to take the other ways.
Alright!
Hey bro what are you doing splitting the party like that?
She's fully armed and equipped, she'll be fine. Alright which one of you is going to test the next hole?
What wait please bro you don't mean to make us jump down there right?
How dare you sinner even suggest a defenseless girl like me to jump down there—
Crim shakes his left arm violently and Aqua trips and falls down the next hole.
GUYAAAAAAA!
How heartless. Bro are you sure it was a good idea to treat your girl like that?
She has high stats and powerful equipment. If there's spiders below they be lucky to even put a scratch on… Huh?
Crim began to hear a loud cry getting closer and closer until.
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Flies off the hole clawing at the air for altitude]
Aqua flew off the hole in comical manner and a spider just behind her tail took a bite of her already short miniskirt before Crim lashed it to death and caught Aqua when she began to fall.
WUAAAAHHH! How could you do this to me you sadistic parasite leech!
Shush you're alright now. See that wasn't so bad.
Wasn't so bad my ass, that place was infested with spiders!
Hell so that's a trap too, that only leaves the other way.
No that's the way we should be going. We are here to follow the spiders remember?
Oh you're right… But now I am left wanting to know what's inside the last hole.
Then go for it. I just need to be the last because I was going to go the spider route anyways, but if you find spiders down there too just shout and I'll jump down to help.
Wait bro, why would we even go down there like that. Even if there's no spiders, what if there's a trap?
What if there's loot down there? If you don't mind missing it them that's fine. I am here to rescue your friends anyways, but it wouldn't hurt to make some cash out of this if you know what I mean?
Yes, this place seems to be part of some old ruins. Something around here must be worth a lot of money.
Right. I have to follow the spiders so I can save your friends in time, but there's no reason you couldn't go and find us some incentives for our hard work in the meantime. You're scared of money. Don't make money. Words of a wise man.
Yeah, no stupid trap is going to stop the great me from striking it rich on this hellhole. Be seeing ya bro. [Jumps down the last hole]
Hey Leech you're not really suggesting we jump down there right?
Did you see anyone other than spiders down there?
Nope.
Crim sent the chain down the hole at supersonic speed and blood and viscera flew out the hole like someone forgot to close an electric mixer. Aqua puked at the sight and even Crim had to swallow. Crim left Aqua emptying her breakfast and took a better look at the hole. He could see the mess he made down there because of the glow from the magma chain. He also notice finger like holes on the wall.
(This girl clawed her way up this wall like a damn cat.)
Ughr, I am not going down there, nope, never!
Would you like to be left alone here in the dark?
Eek! Wait now that I think better about it. A goddess should always be there for when her sinner needs her. It's just, well…
Aqua kept looking around and playing with her fingers until Crim walked up to her.
Eeek! What are you doing Leech?
Crim carried Aqua like a princess.
Close your eyes, I'll take it from here.
Aqua took a second to process before she closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around Crim neck. Crim jumped down the hole and landed on a very bloody and messy ground. The glowing magma chain began to orbit around him illuminating the room and protecting him on all sides. A ferocious spider jumped at them and the chain sent off after it. Blood splashed over Crim and Aqua.
EEK! What's going on Leech? Tell me everything is alright.
Everything is alright. Is just I can't see in the dark like you and a spider got close before I could kill it. I'll just increase the length of the chain to illuminate the room better. [Chain spills longer] [[Pain of the Molten Magma]]
The chain grew larger before Crim chanted to have more links flare up and the room was illuminated all the way to the wall. It was a disgusting mess he wishes he hadn't seen. He continues walking until he arrives at a natural formed bridge inside the cave.
You can open your eyes and come down now.
No... I want to stay like this. [Scared]
Have it your way... Hey isn't that?
Aqua opened her eyes to see what Crim was talking about. Below the natural stone bridge they were standing, right at the bottom of the fall.
What will you do with me you foul beast!? Ugyu run faster dammit! What's taking you so long!? What if my friend finds you and ruins the fun!?
Crim could see a group of giant spiders and his party member wrapped all but the helmet in spider web and being carried on the back of a horse sized spider while she protested to her kidnappers for the slow manner in which they were taking off with her. Crim brought both hands to face palm his aching head and accidentally dropped Aqua on the floor, who cried and complained when she got up. Making Crim headache even worse.
[Picks Aqua] Hold tight we are going down.
Crim hooked the chain to the wall and slowly descended using it like a cable. Once he arrived he switched his hold on Aqua to hold her like a princess again and began running at full speed on the way the spiders took Lalatina. He soon began to notice spider webs on the walls of the tunnel he was running until he arrived at a colossal cave that was dimly illuminated by sun rays trough some holes in the high ceiling. It was so huge half the town of Axel could fit in here and Crim would need a hundredth and fifty meters of chain to hook the roof. On the wall he also noticed someone else he knew stalling the spiders off while he cried.
Dam you spiders. I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Crim could see the man wearing a gold crown and his pockets spilling coins by themselves. But the man was angry, if not in righteous fury. Crim looked at the wall behind him and noticed it was covered in spider webs. There he saw a sight he wished he couldn't see. He found Keith lifeless body had turned dark. A hole was piercing his stomach and bubbly liquid coming out of it, a man who was relatively close and suffered the same fate could be said to be Taylor, and a girl right next to them that was looking alive but weak. Dust fought off the giant spiders to the best of his skills.
How could you damn monsters! Why did I leave them why!? [Cries]
Crim didn't waste a second and lashed all the spiders facing against Dust all together and even the one holding Lalatina. He put Aqua down who opened her eyes and began to access the situation. Crim lashed the spider webs on Dust party members and quickly chanted pain of the light breeze before catching them and bringing all down to face Dust.
Lynn open your eyes please! [Cries in agony]
Aqua—
[[Sacred Highness Heal]]
Before he could say anything Aqua healed the girl who regained her senses.
Dust is that you? [Says softly]
Lynn your—[Slapped by Lynn]
You idiot! Because you left us Taylor and Keith… [Crying] Taylor and Keith are now... Uwaaaaa!
Lynn began to cry in Dust embrace. Dust held her for a moment and Lalatina walked over to give her condolences to the young and fallen adventurers.
Taylor was always so hard headed, but he was always there to save my hide wherever I was fooling around in battle, and Keith. [Cries more] Dammit Keith how could you die before paying the 400 you own me fool!
[[Resurrection]] [[Resurrection]]
EEEEEHHHH!?
Keith and Taylor regained their color and the hole in their stomachs began to close immediately. They woke up in a hurry as if someone had thrown a cold water bucket on their heads.
I can resurrect anyone so long as there's even a trace of skin left of them. Now aren't you happy your friends have come back to life again. Then praise me—
DON'T FUCKING DO THAT OUT OF NOWHERE! Have some thought for the people crying over their friends.
EEK! Why are you so angry Leech?
Taylor, Keith your alive!
My friends. I am so happGUHARG—[Punched on the face]
[Cracks knuckles] Well if it isn't the traitor who left his friends behind. [Gaze of disgust]
Revival or not, being eaten alive by a spider hurts like all hell. I'd say we inflict pain on you times fold.
Wait stop you ungrateful jerks! I came back for UAAAAAAAAH! [Beaten righteously]
Have fun kids. I'll handle this one over here. [Takes advantage of the situation to justify punishing Aqua]
Eek wait, wait Leech I did nothing this time wait!
Hey anyone wants to handle me? I let myself get captured on purpose. Anyone?
Everyone was ready to let out the stress when an earthquake rumbled inside the cave. Dropping everyone to the ground. The earthquake reverberated and a part of the high ceiling collapsed. Letting the suns ray pierce the darkness and revealing.
YOU INTRUDING CREATURES! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY CHILDREEEEEEEEN!
An ear ringing roar caused everyone to cover their ears and debris from the ceiling to collapse even more. A colossal spider bigger than a blue whale with red eyes stood in the dimly illuminated darkness, surrounded by countless smaller spiders the size of horses.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
I'LL CRUSH YOU ALL AND FEED YOU TO MY CHILDREN!
AAAAAAAH! Bro do something— BROOOOO!?
[Fainted]
[Fainted too]
This is bad Dust. We need to take them and run.
Hurry this way!
Keith look out!
The tunnel from which they came collapsed and Taylor barely managed to rescue Keith before he was crushed.
Oh no. What are we going to do now!?
Dammit! Bro wake up. This isn't the time to be fainting. [Slaps Crim face]
DIE INSIGNIFICANT INSECTS!
The spider queen closed the distance with the party and tried to sink her colossal fangs in the immediate area they were standing.
HAAAAAAAA! [Catches the spider fangs]
The earth rippled under the metal greaves of the crusader and her sword broke to pieces. The rush of the spider queen was cut short.
Get them out of here! I'll stop her! [Throws sword to fight bare handed]
But there's no way the entrance is blocked.
Dammit bro could do something about this with his chain. Lynn, Keith, Taylor. Wake this two up. I'll go buy some time with the crusader.
Dust left running after the spider queen and the crusader and picked a lance off the corpse of one of the countless adventurers in the colossal cave.
WAKE UP ROTTEN TOMATO! [Slaps Crim insensibly]
HOAAAAAAAA! [Jumps and spikes the head of the spider queen]
GRUAAAAAAAAAA! [Retreats knocking down Dust and Lalatina]
Mister Crim please wake up.
Ugh I hear a pretty girl calling. Oh why does my face hurts so much?
Uhm Leech don't be so loud. I was having a nice—
Crim, Aqua [They see the spider queen] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Faints the both of them]
DON'T FAINT AGAIN! [Slaps Crim harder]
DAMN YOU INSIDIUS CREATURES! HELP ME MY CHILDREEN!
The horse size spiders and all manner of all size spiders began to charge for the group. Dust and Lalatina got up and intercepted them.
HEOOOOO!
TAKE THIS!
Darkness was smarmed by a wave of giant spiders and she cut the momentum short as her grieves slid back in the dirt. She flipped the momentum to the spiders and threw them all to the ground on their back. Dust jumped high and struck the head of a giant spider and the ground under it cracked. He took his lance off and began to trust at the coming spiders before revolving the spear and barreling everything around him.
[Open their eyes, see spider queen, faint again]
KSTOP FOOLING AROUND OR I'LL KILL YOU ASSHOLE!
I'LL KILL YOUR FRIENDS FIRST! [Jumps overhead Dust and Lalatina and charges for the others]
Wake them up hurry! [Charges to stop the spider queen]
Taylor met the charge of the spider queen head on with his sword and shield and manage to gauge one of her eyes before the momentum of the clash sent him flying overhead the wall behind Lynn and Keith.
DAMN PEST!
The spider queen recoiled back after having one of her many eyes gauged and her humongous size allowed her to backpedal over Dust and Lalatina as they fought the rest of the spiders.
Dammit if this idiot faints again I am punching his balls I swear!
Wait Keith I have an idea. Turn them around.
Keith didn't know why but he listened to Lynn and turned Crim and Aqua to face the wall instead of the spiders.
Mister Crim please wake up I beg you.
Ugh why I heard someone pretty calling.
I'LL KILL THIS FOOL!
Not so loud you long haired delinquent. Goddesses need their beauty sleep… AAAH Where's the spider!?
That's right the spiders.
Crim and Aqua began to look around before they tried to look back and Lynn and Keith grabbed their heads and rotated them back to the wall.
Don't look back or you just faint again. We need you to do something about this.
Are you crazy! Just remembering the size of that thing is making me want to wet myself. You handle it.
Stop fooling around and do something like what you did at the cabbage harvest or something and finish those spiders.
Do it Leech. I don't want to even look back but I don't want those things to crawl to my back either. EEEK!
How can you be so selfish bitch! You know there's nothing like that where I come from. Fuck this cave makes Australia seem cute! Your kind probably had a hand on making that monstrosity so you handle it!
You coward! How dare you ask a girl to fight a spider! Didn't I see you kill those things back when you lived with your ex-girlfriends? Do something!
The scale difference between those spiders is enough to make all worldwide Libras quit Facebook for a day. Don't try to sic that nightmare on me!
DAMMIT DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
I WILL DEVOUR AND DIGEST THE WHOLLE OF YOU!
The cave quaked as the spider queen roared and attacked once again. Lalatina was taking hits and bites from spiders on all sides as her armor kept coming to pieces while she used her muscular strength to flip the spiders on their back and throw them all against each other's. Dust kept jumping and trouncing all that stood behind his feet, spinning his lance and piercing everything his time allowed him. Taylor recovered from the wall crash and stood in front of the others to fight the spiders that passed beyond the crusader and the delinquent.
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
Dust took his lance out of the corpse of a spider he just killed and jumped high over the body of the charging spider queen. His high jump gaining more and more altitude as Lalatina rushed over to stop the charge of the spider queen once again.
HEAAAAAAA! [Clashes with the spider queen fangs]
The earth rumbled inside the cave as the force of the crusader and the spider queen pushed against each other's.
Do it Leech and I'll give you my favorite cup for party tricks.
Who the fuck wants that shit!?
Dammit if I get eaten by a spider again it will be you I'm going to haunt not Dust. [Takes off to shot arrows at the spiders]
You're going to let us die here just because you're afraid? What happened to walking like your unstoppable?
I been known for saying stupid things sometimes.
It's all over. We are going to get eaten WAAAAAAH! [Cries]
AAAAAAAAAHHHH YOUUUUUUU! If you save us. I'LL SLEEP NAKED WITH YOU TONIGHT!
The ripples of a water droplet in the river, the singing lovebirds, the clash of a wrecking ball on that old church, the light of the starts bathing the planet, AND THE ERECTION OF THE TOWER OF BABEL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS YOU FREAK!
Dust shot down to the cranium of the spider queen like meteor and pierced the hard shell on the monster exterior.
GRUAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Blood gushed out of the creature as it let a deafening roar of agony.
Sh! Not deep enough.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
UOOOOOO!
The spider queen shakes violently and sent Dust flying off her head.
I got you! [Catches a falling Dust]
ROAARRR! [Crashes on Dust and Lalatina]
The spider queen sent Dust and Lalatina flying and they clashed in the wall on the same manner as Taylor just moments ago. Dust fell completely knocked out and Lalatina was barely holding on with a smile that was definitively not courageous.
Taylor get back here hurry!
CHARGE MY CHILDREN
The spiders began to charge all together with their queen. Keith and Taylor could see a man clad in red as he stood up with his back at the creatures. Lynn was red and covering her face as she kneeled near him and Aqua was pouting and looking away from him.
DAM IT ALL!
DIEEEEEE!
[Gentlemanly] [[Pain of the Molten Magma]]
The thunderous sound of thousands of link chains as they began to spill and flare up coming out of the man wrist. The chain lashed the waves of spiders at supersonic speed leaving a trail of limbs behind as the spiders stopped the charge completely.
Hmmp! [Pouts] You better make this worth it you sinning leech! And control that thing already!
Kya! [Looks away embarrassed]
[Gentlemanly] Ho ho ho. But of course my goddess, anything for the sake of protecting others and such clichery.
If you realize what your sinful cowardice has made me promise. Then end those spiders and make it snappy.
[Gentlemanly] Oh yes the arachnids. What interesting creatures. The people of the lower culture would say kill them with fire I guess. So my goddess my I ask another favor?
Huh? [Aptitude] You still have the gall to ask more of me? I won't let you defile me any longer just so you hear you hentai!
[Gentlemanly] Oh but I wouldn't dare my goddess. (Lel) I'd just ask that you stack as much defensive and magic resistance buffs on us as possible. Things are about to get hot around here.
Hmmp! I guess I'll let your favor go in my endless benevolence. Be grateful you parasite leech! [[Defense]] [[Magic]] [[Defense]] [[Magic]] [[Nature BeAUCH! Why you hit me!?
[Gentlemanly] Apologies, was but a reflex my goddess. Please resume and don't allow yourself to commit any act that might trigger a reflex again. Less the tower in my pants should pierce the heavens on the double.
EEK! You creep! [[Defense]] [[Magic]] [[Defense]] [[Magic]]
[Gentlemanly] Now for the arachnids.
GROAAAAAR! [Bites down on the party] UUUUUAAAAAARRRRRR!
The Chains of Calamity intercepted the momentum of the spider queen and sent her sliding back over her children with her broken fangs.
WHO ARE YOU HUMAN!?
A man stood on a slightly higher than the rest rock while he posed gallantly with a visibly huge boner on his pants.
[Gallantly] A man named after crime itself. Born to steal the heavens for his vain carnal pleasure. Crim E. Vilan the wearer of the Chains of Calamity and goddess deflowerer.
Burb. [Shivers] Your seriously creeping me out you parasite leech!
The chains flared intensively and began to lash to death all the spiders at the legs of their queen while keeping her at bay.
THEN I'LL KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF MY CHILDREN! CRIM E. VILAN!
The spider queen began to launch her colossal hairy legs after Crim, but the chain would parry the legs and lash them times many more every time she did so.
IT HURTS! BUT IT'S USELESS! WHATEVER YOU'RE USING CAN'T PIERCE MY SHELL! AND MY CHILDREN ARE MANY!
As if commanded by the roar of the queen. Thousands of countless spiders of all sizes began to come out the ground, the tunnels and the ceiling in legions. The Chains of Calamity lashing them to pieces a mountain of spider limbs a second while it fend off the attacks of the queen.
[[Defense]] [[Magic]] [[Defense]] [[Magic]] Leech the buffs are starting to break upon themselves. Do it now!
[Gallantly] Very well my nerdy girl, let's end the class so the jock can bully you tonight. [Ferocious tone] [[Pain of the Blazing Sun]]
A shining luster like nothing ever seen on earth ablaze the darkness inside the cave. The countless spiders incinerated as they began to run in a frenzied agony while everything lighted on fire as the underground cave became the infernal hell itself.
MY CHILDREN! DAMN YOU!
MY HAIR MY HAIR IS BURNING! I AM GOING BALD I AM GOING BALD! STOP IT BRO!
YEOUUUUUUUCH MY BUTT! MY BUTT JUST CAUGHT FIRE! LEECH TURN DOWN THE HEAT! GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Ferocious tone, on fire like everyone else but toughing it up] Tell me my cute arachnid, who would win? The little spider, or the bestial Rottweiler?
DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
[Ferocious tone] That's what I thought. [[Chains of Calamity Record—
Crim raised his right as the chains began to spin like a blazing tornado that broke through the ceiling of the cave revealing sun rays that were put to shame by the blinding chain. He glared at the creature for the last time.
CRIIIIIM E. VILAAAAAAAAAN!
Crim: Killer Dog Lash]]
Brought down the sun twisting chain on the spider queen and the blinding light enveloped the cave as the spiders and their queen all vaporized under the infernal heat.