At last, Sophie and Fiona found out where the key was located, inside a castle known as the Hernandez Family Castle. But what exactly did they want with that key?
Sophie: "Alright... we're here."
Fiona: "Didn't take that long."
They got out.
Sophie: "Are you sure this is a good idea, Fiona?"
Fiona: "Sigh... No... But we didn't have a choice. That deal back then happened so we could find Lil. We have that idiot Einsenheim to thank for it."
Sophie: "We're going to get in trouble."
Fiona: "I haven't gotten paid for the last three months anyway. Huh. No salary... no work. So technically, I'm not working for the Dark Umbrella in that regard. It's like working for a company. I work the way my boss wants as long as they pay me. If they don't pay me, I'm not obligated to follow their orders anymore... right?"
Sophie: "Yeah... maybe... Yeah, screw it. I mean, hey... what are they going to do? Take away the salary they aren't even giving us? Hmph."
Fiona: "Exactly."
They walked forward.
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "What?"
Sophie: "I... I saw something, Fiona."
Fiona: "Hmm?"
Sophie: "Someone... walked past the window... but... it didn't exactly look human."
Fiona: "Sophie... this isn't a horror movie."
Sophie: "I'm serious..."
They walked to the door.
Fiona: "Oh... it's locked. Figures. Give me a lockpick. Maybe I can open it."
Sophie: "Here."
She handed her one.
Fiona: "Was that in your back pocket... or did you pull it out of your ass?"
Sophie: "Hahaha... looks like someone's in a good mood, huh?"
Fiona: "No... That was a serious question."
She tried opening the door.
Fiona: "Okay... mmm... Yeah... Yeah... deeper for this part..."
Sophie: "Fiona... that sounds wrong. Change the sentence."
Fiona: "...Not my problem if your mind is that dirty... Ghh... I... got you... yeah..."
Click.
Fiona: "Done."
Sophie: "Nice work."
She smacked Fiona's butt.
Fiona: "Ugh..."
She slowly turned toward her.
Fiona: "Hey... don't ever do that again."
Sophie: "Sorry."
They went inside.
Sophie: "I have to admit, you've got a nice figure."
Fiona: "Can you focus already?"
Sophie: "No, otherwise I'll get scared... I just saw something."
Fiona: "Ah... okay... that's a good reason to slap someone's ass. What are you going to do if you get even more scared? Strip me?"
Sophie: "No... I'd scream... and jump out the window. Don't worry... hhhh."
She saw someone staring at her briefly and hid behind the wall.
Sophie: "There... there, Fiona."
Fiona: "Hmm... Come out already, Sophie. I'm tired and I want to finish this before it's time for my bath."
Sophie: "Mmm... okay."
She slowly came out.
Crash!
Suddenly a loud noise echoed.
Sophie: "What was that?"
Fiona: "Probably the wind."
Sophie: "Dude... this isn't a movie. Stop saying it was probably the wind. Only Marcus says stuff like that."
Fiona: "It probably was the wi..."
Rooorrrrrrr.
A faint scream.
Sophie: "Sweating... Okay... that wasn't the wind."
Fiona: "Yep... I think you're right. Someone's here."
Sophie: "I wish the wind would just carry me somewhere else right now... to a nice hot sauna... oh yeah..."
Fiona: "Sweating... Let's hurry."
Sophie: "What... further in there?"
Fiona: "Yeah... we have to find the key."
Sophie: "Ohhh... you owe me a lot of cookies!"
Fiona: "Fine... too bad I don't have any money. Complain to Ms. Valentine."
Sophie: "Ghhh... old hag."
Meanwhile.
Ms. Valentine: "Achoo!... Ugh... Achoo!... Oh dear..."
Meanwhile.
Sophie: "Mmm... Maybe it's that long armed monster... Slenderboy?"
Fiona: "Slenderboy? You poor thing... stop watching movies. That thing doesn't exi... Um... Sophie... just to make sure... he had long arms... right?"
Sophie: "Yeah."
Fiona: "No eyes."
Sophie: "Exactly."
Fiona: "And a gentleman's suit?"
Sophie: "Yeah, just like in the movie. I didn't know you watched it."
Fiona: "No... I never watched it... it's... standing... right there."
Sophie: "Huh?"
She looked ahead.
Sophie: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Fiona: "Shh!"
She covered Sophie's mouth as they hid inside a closet.
Sophie: "Mmm... Fiona... I thought that was just from horror movies..."
Fiona: "Looks like something like that really exists."
Sophie: "Hahh..."
It walked past them.
Sophie: "Mmm."
Fiona: "Mm."
Fart.
Sophie: "Oops."
Fiona: "Sweating... Ugh... Sophie..."
Sophie: "Sorry... I always fart when I'm scared."
Fiona: "Sweating... Wow... you're saying that so casually. Most women would try to hide it."
Sophie: "Why? Huh? Women fart too. Tss... I'm sure you do it in the bathroom."
Fiona: "Yeah... yeah."
Sophie: "I bet Siegfried is the kind of guy who thinks women's farts smell like flowers."
Fiona: "Sweating... No... I wouldn't go that far."
Sophie: "Believe me, Fiona... there really are guys like that."
Fiona: "Quiet... If this keeps up it'll eat us and fart out our remains."
Sophie: "Sweating... Um... okay... Hey Fiona... I hope what just touched me is your gun."
Fiona: "No. That's my hand. It's cramped in here."
Sophie: "Oh... great... Could you maybe move up a little from my stomach... whoa... not that high..."
Fiona: "It's cramped, idiot."
Sophie: "Yeah... okay."
Fiona: "Can you get your hand out of my crotch?"
Sophie: "It's cramped in here... Is it gone?"
Fiona: "No idea."
Sophie: "Should we open it?"
Fiona: "Yeah."
Sophie: "Okay."
They opened it.
Sophie: "Um."
Fiona: "Sweating... Um."
The monster was standing right in front of them.
Sophie: "Hehehe... hello."
Fiona: "Have a nice day."
Monster: "Rooooaaaarrrrr!"
Sophie: "Aaaaargh!"
Fiona: "Aaargh! Run!"
Sophie: "Hahh!"
They ran.
Sophie: "My goodness... It heard us..."
Fiona: "Ghhh..."
Sophie: "Huh... where did it go?"
Fiona: "Hmm?"
They turned around.
Sophie: "It's gone."
Fiona: "Why?"
Sophie: "No idea."
Fiona: "Probably because of your fart."
Sophie: "Huh?... Maybe... I did eat garlic today... or... it's behind us."
Fiona: "Yeah... maybe."
Splop.
Something dripped onto their hair.
Fiona: "Um..."
Sophie: "Hey... something's dripping, but it isn't raining."
Fiona: "Thinking what I'm thinking?"
Sophie: "Yeah... it's behind us and drooling."
They looked up... and they were right.
Sophie: "Aaaaargh!"
Fiona: "Aaaaargh!"
Sophie: "Run!"
They ran.
Sophie: "Stay away from me!"
She threw the pistol at it.
Dong!
Fiona: "You're supposed to shoot it, not throw the gun."
Sophie: "Oh... sorry. When I'm scared I don't think straight."
Fiona: "Yeah... you become like one of those horror movie characters who has no idea how to survive."
Sophie: "Is it behind us?... Huh, it's gone again."
Fiona: "Is it playing with us?"
Sophie: "Screw it... let's find the key... Huh... there it is!"
Fiona: "Huh?"
They saw a glass display case. Inside was a key.
Sophie: "That was... kind of... too easy."
Fiona: "Yeah... whoever hid it doesn't really know how to do it."
Sophie: "Let's grab it and get out of here."
They touched the key.
Suddenly they landed in another room.
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "Huh?"
They looked around.
Everything was... different.
Sophie: "What the hell is happening now?"
Fiona: "Some kind of... magical room?"
Sophie: "Why?"
Fiona: "Hmm?"
Sophie: "What do we do now?"
Fiona picked up the key.
Fiona: "Hmm?"
She put it back where it had been, but nothing changed.
Fiona: "I see... Once you touch it... you're trapped."
Sophie: "Um... does that mean we're stuck here now?"
Fiona: "Looks like it... We have to keep going. Follow this path."
Sophie: "Should we split up?"
Fiona: "No... absolutely not. What if something happens? Staying together is smarter."
Sophie: "But then at least one of us could get out while the other stays trapped here."
Fiona: "Huh?"
Sophie: "I mean... I hope if that happens... it'd be me who stays behind."
Fiona: "You're coming with me. I'm not leaving without you, even if it means we're trapped here forever."
Sophie: "Okay... okay... geez... Then we'll stay together."
They followed the path.
Sophie: "Oh... this is creepy..."
Fiona: "Look."
Sophie: "Huh!"
The room had no floor. Only floating chairs and tables.
Sophie: "How are we supposed to get across?"
Fiona: "Looks like... we'll have to jump across them."
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "We don't have a choice."
She took off her jacket and threw away her cane.
Fiona: "Let's do it."
Sophie: "But... what if we fall? Will we die?"
Fiona: "Not necessarily. This could be a trap... or maybe not."
Sophie: "Oh my God!"
She took off her jacket too. She was wearing a backless outfit, while Fiona wore a brown T shirt.
Sophie: "Since when do you wear brown?"
Fiona: "Since when do you not wear brown?"
Sophie: "Ahh... it drives me crazy how well we know each other now... the only thing missing is knowing what each other tastes like."
Fiona: "Sophie... stop it... Some questions don't need answers."
Sophie: "Yeah... you're right... I'll jump first, then I'll help you."
She jumped.
Sophie: "Whoa... that was close... Huh... I almost shit myself."
Fiona: "Okay..."
She jumped.
Sophie: "Got you."
Fiona: "Thanks..."
Sophie: "Alright... now let's jump over there."
Fiona: "Okay."
Sophie: "Get on my back."
Fiona: "Huh?"
Sophie: "Fiona, your leg won't handle it. I'm athletic... when it comes to jumping... don't ask why."
Fiona: "That's because you skipped school as a kid and kept jumping over the fence."
Sophie: "Oh man... I thought you'd forgotten... Yeah... okay."
Fiona climbed onto Sophie's back.
Fiona: "Like this?"
Sophie: "Oh... yeah... You're heavier than I thought."
Fiona: "Sweating... Sorry. Nobody's forcing you."
Sophie: "I was kidding... Sniff... Sniff... Oh... you ate the cake today!"
Fiona: "Just jump already!"
Sophie: "Alright!"
She jumped.
Sophie: "Hup... Are you okay?"
Fiona: "Yeah."
Sophie: "Okay... then I'll jump again!"
She jumped.
Sophie: "Hehe..."
The chair suddenly disappeared.
Sophie: "Oh."
Fiona: "Oh..."
Weeee!
They fell.
Sophie: "Aaargh!"
She grabbed onto the edge.
Sophie: "Hold on tight..."
Fiona: "Okay."
Sophie: "Aaargh... My pants are slipping. Fiona, stop hanging onto my butt."
Fiona: "I don't have a choice. I had to hold onto something... bigger than your foot."
Sophie: "Ughhh..."
She climbed back up.
Sophie: "Phew."
Fiona: "Hahhh..."
Sophie: "Thanks for calling my butt big."
Fiona: "I never said that. I said bigger than your foot."
Sophie: "Oh... right... Wait... are you saying my butt isn't nice?"
Fiona: "Sophie, I'm a woman. I don't care how big your butt is."
Sophie: "I bet mine's bigger than yours."
Fiona: "Once again... I don't care. One thing though... I don't fart in front of people."
Sophie: "Sweating... Fair point."
They stood up.
Sophie: "Ugh... you know... you weigh more than I expected."
Fiona: "If you tell anyone that, I'll make sure you won't be using that tongue."
Sophie: "Alright already... Geez... Oh yeah... you ate the cake!"
Fiona: "Sweating... Whistling... I don't know what you're talking about."
Sophie: "Oh come on!"
Fiona: "Fine. But I ate it with Siegfried and Rosika."
Fiona blushed a little.
Sophie: "Aha... great... snitch."
Fiona: "As long as I'm not the only one getting in trouble."
Sophie: "Sigh... Um... Where's the key?"
Fiona: "Hmm? Don't worry. I have it."
Sophie: "Where?"
Fiona opened her mouth and pulled it out.
Sophie: "Ugh... Fiona... what the hell?"
Fiona: "Here. Take it. I don't have pockets."
Sophie: "Ugh... man..."
She took it.
Sophie: "Mmm... you really drool a lot."
Fiona: "Be glad I didn't swallow it. Otherwise you'd have gotten it after I used the toilet."
Sophie: "Ugh... true... good point."
She put it in her pocket.
Sophie: "Okay... what now?"
Fiona: "Hmm... The room... seems different this time."
Sophie: "Um... Fiona."
Fiona: "Hmm?"
Sophie: "Look up there."
They looked upward. There was... a path.
Sophie: "Are we standing upside down?"
Fiona: "No... it's really just up there."
Sophie: "Oh."
Fiona: "Alright. Let's go."
Sophie: "Okay... Ouch."
Fiona: "Hmm?"
Sophie held her leg.
Sophie: "Fuck... I think I hurt my foot."
Fiona: "Get on my back."
Sophie: "Huh? You can't carry me with your leg."
Fiona: "Yes, I can."
Sophie: "Oh... okay."
She leaned onto Fiona, and Fiona lifted her up.
Sophie: "Is it really necessary to keep your hands on my leg?"
Fiona: "So you don't fall. Hold on tight, Princess."
Sophie: "Stop that."
Fiona: "Alright."
She kept walking.
Fiona: "For someone who eats so much, you don't weigh that much."
Sophie: "Hey! You're really mean today."
Fiona: "Only today?"
Sophie: "Hahhh."
Fiona: "Hmm... I can't find an exit."
Sophie: "Hahh... This feels like a yuri."
Fiona: "Sophie, say that one more time and I'll throw you down."
Sophie: "I'm not saying it is... Man! Siegfried better not find out. That guy likes stuff like this "Have you ever looked in the garage? There's a magazine in there... two women... kissing... you know."
Fiona: "hmm."
Sophie: "Hmm
Fiona: "That guy needs a doctor."
Sophie: "Yeah."
Fiona: "By the way... don't you dare fart while I'm carrying you."
(Silence)
Sophie: "Don't worry... Just a tip though... don't be surprised if it happens."
Fiona: "As long as you don't shit your pants. And if you do... you'll be washing me every day for a week."
Sophie: "Yeah... yeah."
Fiona: "Hey... look. There's a door."
Sophie: "Ugh... yes!"
They walked to the door and opened it.
Sophie: "Hmm?"
Fiona: "We're... already outside?"
Sophie: "Looks like it."
Tap. Tap.
Clap. Clap.
The Finger: "Fantastic, you two."
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "Who the hell are you?"
The Finger: "Allow me to introduce myself... I am The Finger... Greetings, my ladies... I am one of the Hunt..."
Tap. Tap.
The Joker: "Aww... how adorable... you two."
The Finger: "I'm sure you don't mind. I called The Joker because I thought you might have put her in danger in there."
The Joker: "Fiona carrying Sophie on her back... that's just... adorable... Sniff... I can even smell your sweat!"
Fiona: "Go see a doctor."
Sophie: "Preferably one who ties you up and locks you in an asylum."
The Joker: "The key... my dears?"
Fiona: "Sophie, give it to her."
Sophie: "Here!"
She threw it to her. The Joker caught it.
The Joker: "Thank you very much. See, Finger? You were right. Those two finished much faster than expected."
The Finger: "You owe me a meal now."
The Joker: "If I have to. Well then, you two... Oh... and indeed, I almost forgot... Where is my morphine?!"
She threw it to her.
Fiona: "Here."
The Joker: "Ghhh... You did that so I wouldn't be able to follow you properly... didn't you?"
Fiona: "I've done it twice now. Once while you were talking to Sophie, and once in the library."
The Joker: "Whatever... you two... I should really praise you... but... I'm a little annoyed... because you just had to find out what this key was. Oh well... we're leaving now."
The Finger: "It was an honor, my ladies."
He left with The Joker. The Joker looked at Fiona and smiled.
The Joker: "...Be ready, my dears."
Sophie: "Huh?"
Fiona: "Huh?"
Then she looked at Sophie.
The Joker: "Hehe. Bye, Sophie Love you.