Chapter 306 – Harem Jutsu
"Watch me," Naruto said with a grin full of confidence.
As he spoke, he shot straight toward Kaguya. Both of Naruto's hands flew into a rapid series of hand seals.
"Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
"Not done yet!" Naruto shouted, forming seals again without missing a beat.
"Hatake Style," Naruto's face lit up with a level of confidence he had never shown before.
"Hatake Style? Did you teach him that, Kakashi?" Yusuke asked, glancing over. Tsunade also turned to Kakashi, curiosity written all over her face.
"No?" Kakashi shook his head.
Aside from the Thousand Years of Death, he honestly couldn't remember ever teaching Naruto any ninjutsu—especially not something meant to face a monster like this.
"Ninjutsu—Sexy Reverse Harem Jutsu!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs. Ten of his shadow clones instantly burst into thick clouds of smoke.
Kaguya stared at Naruto with a serious expression. Her Byakugan activated at once, veins bulging around her eyes.
When the smoke cleared, Naruto was gone.
In his place stood a group of shirtless, impossibly handsome men.
Though their styles were slightly different, it was obvious that all of them were the same person. The beauty of those faces was so overwhelming that even Ōtsutsuki Kaguya's divine elegance was completely overshadowed.
"That brat… he's really asking for trouble now," Yusuke muttered, clenching his fist as he struggled to hold back his anger.
"Hahahaha! Nii-san, looks like you're the one Naruto summoned," Kakashi laughed shamelessly.
Even Minato shot Yusuke a meaningful look. Tsunade's face darkened, while Senju Hashirama burst out laughing.
Why was everyone staring at Yusuke?
Because the handsome man Naruto had copied had pale white hair, flawless, delicate features, a sharp nose, and a face carved as if by a master sculptor.
Most striking of all were his clear, sky-blue eyes, as if they could gaze all the way to the edge of the horizon. His handsomeness was unmatched—any woman who saw him even once would find it hard to look away.
His snow-pale eyelashes were almost too beautiful for a man to possess. Yet on a tall body nearly one hundred and ninety centimeters in height, all of that beauty felt perfectly balanced, as if crafted by the heavens themselves.
Everyone who saw him could only sigh, feeling that the world would never give birth to another man so unreal.
That impossibly handsome figure was none other than Hatake Yusuke—with a face full of fury.
To be fair, Naruto wasn't completely wrong.
In Naruto's eyes, there really was no one in this world who could compete with Yusuke in terms of looks.
So when he decided to use this technique, the first person who popped into his head was Yusuke. Sasuke and Toneri were both handsome too—and Toneri even had white hair and the Tenseigan—but the gap was still too big to compare.
That was why Naruto created multiple versions of Yusuke.
A Yusuke with an eyepatch.
A Yusuke wearing sunglasses.
And a Yusuke without any accessories at all…
Kaguya just stood there, completely frozen by the sight. She forgot that all of this was nothing more than a Transformation Technique. She even forgot that the people in front of her were enemies trying to seal her away.
She simply… couldn't move.
"Damn it, Naruto! How can a stupid move like this actually work?!" Sakura shouted, covering her bleeding nose, her eyes filled with frustration and panic.
"This… this is Naruto…" Minato covered his face.
The Second Hokage's face was already covered in black stress lines.
"Fourth Hokage, this technique—" Tobirama didn't even get to finish before, on the battlefield—
"Mother!" Black Zetsu, hidden within Kaguya's sleeve, screamed in warning.
But Kaguya clearly didn't hear him.
Or rather, she couldn't hear anything at all.
Even when Naruto had already reverted to his original form, Kaguya still hadn't reacted.
Naruto seized the moment and slammed a heavy punch into her, sending her flying far into the distance.
"Brilliant—" Tobirama was about to deliver a sarcastic comment, but the words got stuck in his throat when he saw what happened next.
He truly couldn't understand how a goddess-like woman could be trapped by a technique like this.
He was completely speechless.
"Golden Wheel Reincarnation Explosion!" Toneri didn't hesitate for even a second and unleashed his strongest attack.
"Naruto!" Sasuke shouted. At the same time, he forced more power out of his eyes. Naruto rushed toward Sasuke in response.
"Amenotejikara!"
In an instant, Kaguya appeared right between Naruto and Sasuke.
Both of them extended their hands, Yin–Yang power surging as they tried to seal her.
Just as they were about to touch her, the eye on Kaguya's forehead suddenly moved.
Everyone was instantly dragged into a dimension with crushing gravity.
Naruto and Sasuke were pinned to the ground, unable to move. Toneri was the same. Even Kaguya herself was affected.
Then, the eye on Kaguya's forehead flashed once more.
The pressure vanished. Everyone regained their freedom of movement.
The sealing attempt had failed.
"Damn it… we missed our chance," Sasuke muttered anxiously.
The stamina and chakra of all three of them were nearly gone. The tomoe in Sasuke's right eye dimmed. Naruto's chakra mode flickered. Toneri's aura weakened as well.
"They just disappeared like that… that was space-time ninjutsu," Tobirama said. As an expert in that field, he immediately understood what had happened.
"Hey, Yusuke, calm down. Naruto's still just a kid," Minato said quickly, stepping in front of Yusuke, who was radiating a dark aura.
"Minato-nii, I've watched him grow up. Relax. I'm only going to teach him a small lesson," Yusuke replied.
Minato looked uneasy.
He wasn't actually worried that Yusuke would hurt Naruto. In Naruto's heart, Yusuke's position even surpassed his own as Naruto's biological father.
Still, no matter what, as a father, he had to protect his son.
"Nii-san, think about it. Naruto used your face to fight Kaguya. That means, in Naruto's heart, you're the most handsome one," Kakashi said quickly, seeing his teacher in trouble and stepping in to smooth things over.
"Well… when you put it that way, I guess there is some truth to it," Yusuke said, stroking his chin.
"Not bad. I didn't waste my time raising that little Naruto. He's got brains. Using my form for this technique… at the very least, the effect should be on par with an S-rank genjutsu. No, with Kaguya's level of power, it should be even beyond S-rank. This Naruto is a real genius, worth nurturing," Yusuke muttered to himself.
Everyone stared at him with completely blank expressions.
They truly couldn't understand how someone could be this shameless.
And seriously—why does your way of thinking work like this?
A super S-rank technique? This was just a Transformation Technique known by every ninja in the world.
Kakashi's face filled with black stress lines as well. He had prepared a whole list of arguments, but he never expected a single sentence to flip the situation completely. Not only did Yusuke not blame Naruto—he actually seemed ready to praise him.
"You bastard! Minato, look at the kid you raised!" Tsunade exploded in anger and threw a punch straight at Minato.
Good thing Minato was in an Impure World Reincarnation body. Otherwise, even if he didn't die, he would have been seriously injured.
"Tsunade-sama, I—" Minato could only give a bitter smile. He had been dead ever since Naruto was born, but of course, he didn't say that out loud.
"Shut up!" Tsunade snapped, glaring at him.
"Tsuna-chan, don't be angry. Isn't all of this for the peace of the ninja world?" Yusuke, completely shameless, even stepped in as a mediator.
Hearing Yusuke's words only made Tsunade more irritated.
"That's enough, Tsunade. This isn't such a big deal," Uzumaki Mito said gently, joining in to calm things down.
After all… she had seen "that beautiful sight" herself too.
Seeing her grandmother speak, Tsunade finally stopped acting childish.
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