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After a thorough reprimand by the group of viscous protective girls, Naho was now sat on her knees, with tears in her eyes, "okay, 'sniff', I'll do it in secret, 'sniff', I won't show the whole world".
Naho as if feeling a pardon from them, ran away, "tch, if anyone deserves the world to watch, it should be me", this caused a chain reaction and a small argument began.
Kuraiya who was elsewhere could hear it and he really wanted to grab Naho by her hair and scruff it up, until she went dizzy.
Sighing to himself, he could only wait to punish her in a different manner in due time, although in this world people would wed and have children much younger, Kuraiya wanted to wait at least another year, even though she was plump, he could only reign in his lust, he also had a feeling his uncle wanted a grandchild right away.
"Hopefully my children grow up quickly and help me repopulate the Saiyan clan", his thoughts were interrupted, when he felt hands roaming his body from behind.
Raising his eyebrows, he turned his head slightly and saw Tsunade, "finished with today's matters", she nodded and passed him a scroll.
Kuraiya lips twitched and he was about to ask her to open it, but she did it for him, Kuraiya perused it and slowly he became stunned.
"You did well, even though I've robbed the entire stone and lightning villages clean, with this, we'd be set for a long time".
"So, you're accepting the proposal", holding her hand, he nodded, "yeah.., not like I could say no anyway, that brat, has been like this ever since she met me".
"What's wrong?", "it's nothing", he was thinking about this world and it's plot.
[I'm living and I'm breathing, that's all I need, screw the plots, if I see it appear, I'll break it apart, or take..]
Tsunade raised her eyebrows and smiled, [about time you've chosen to get involved, I thought he'd always lay back and just watch it unfold and leave all to us.]
He suddenly frowned after seeing something dangling off to the side, turning around fully, he saw her wearing a secretary outfit, with sharp glasses.
He took in a sharp breath and smiled roughishly, "I guess we're gonna be busy ourselves for today".
"What do you think you're doing rookie!, get to work!", Kuraiya instantly went into his role too and the day went on, then at some point due to the other Tsunade's machinations, Naho had unknowingly been guided to the room, to watch what was happening.
(B) Tsunade some distance away nodded in satisfaction after seeing it, "good, it worked, and it'll keep on working", taking in a deep breath, she walked over in a bunny suit and completely ignored her as she walked passed her.
Though her eyes subconsciously saw the meat buns she was packing, [tch, no wonder he accepted her so readily, they must be at least 103's.]
Naho just watched, feeling extremely annoyed from being ignored, who would dare to do that, she was the Daimyo's princess.
Even Anko at some point found it interesting and joined in, to get payback from her earlier words.
"Damnit!, not only do they dare ignore me, they even show me such indecent things, well, I can at least watch it right, it won't be strange right, it's just for future reference".
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Anko's past.
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At a young age, Anko showed a good talent in all areas of chakra related moves, it was for that very reason Orochimaru had taken a keen interest in having her as his own second disciple.
At age six, she was being guided by him, at first, she thought he was just a weird Uncle snake, until she saw him dissecting human remains.
'bleugh'
Orochimaru seeing her puking, frowned and shook his head, "dear Anko kun, you must be braver than this, if you ever want to be a great ninja, your teacher is simply interested in how bloodlines work..".
His face was completely sinister as he gazed at her body, he licked his lips and smiled, "Anko kun, I've almost finished with my way to attain immortality and I'm going to need you to help me in achieving it".
Anko wiped her mouth and stared at him with a frown, only to see his neck extend the next second, as he lunged forward and bit her neck.
She started convulsing and quickly passed out, Orochimaru seeing this frowned and shook his head, "it appears to be a failure, how disappointing".
He got bored and ignored her then continued with his experiments, after a couple of hours, she woke up, struggling to open her eyes.
"Ah!", she held her neck, that now showed a three tomoe tattoo mark.
"Mm, you're awake, it seems you're not a complete waste", Orochimaru did his usual slurping sound that sent shivers down one's spine.
Anko finally looked up towards him and saw him licking his lips, walking towards her, he narrowed his eyes for a moment, before shaking his head.
"Consider this as compensation", he threw a scroll towards her to control snakes and left, he honestly didn't care if she could master it or not.
Anko stared at the scroll for a long time, before finally picking it up, her expression was full of defiance and she murmured to herself, "I'll make you regret looking down on me".
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Four years later, 12 year old Anko.
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Over the years, she had barely been in contact with Orochimaru, she had long since gotten used to how he operates, so over time, she had grown numb to the dark stuff he did.
After graduating from the academy, she was put in a team with Might guy and Izumo a team full of civilians, one an odd ball shouting youth every day, one who had started practicing poisoning with a snake harem and the last, slightly normal, who would one day be put in Minato's team.
(Good team)
One day she ran into an acquaintance, a person who was the only one that was kind to her, Kurenai.
"Hey, I've just finished my mission, you wanna go get some dango!", Kurenai hearing the shout turned around and waved her hand.
As soon as Anko came over, Kurenai looked around with a blushing smile, "I snuck out some of my father's sake, let's find a place to drink it, in secret".
Anko of course agreed, and so the two bought a bunch of dango and slipped away.
Returning back to Orochimaru's lair, she stood there with a frown, "still the same old gloomy atmosphere".
Two years passed and Orochimaru finally defected, leaving her behind, that day, she was extremely lucky.
He had finally had enough of her, that day he had defected, he was about to experiment on her with Hashirama cell's, luckily the midget Hokage saved her in time and had her pulled out of a capsule full of liquid preparing to be Hashirama's experiment.
Being only fourteen, Danzo didn't seem at all bothered about her, but Hiruzen was cautious, so he had his ANBU to keep watch over her every movement.
It didn't stop until she reached eighteen, a full four years of observation.
When she reached twenty, she had unknowingly saw Kuraiya one day with a woman of extreme beauty, but thought nothing of it, although their actions were somewhat suspicious.
Especially the woman who stared at her with absolute scrutiny, it was none other than Ashina, that blue haired woman, she only glared at her simply because she was on a bounty list, at that time.
And considering she enjoyed hunting, she licked her lips as if she spotted prey, only to be woken up as she saw Kuraiya leaving.
Anko had no idea she had her life saved by Kuraiya at that one time, if he hadn't told Ashina to leave people alone in the village, she had definitely killed her on the spot to take her head to the black market.
After all, Ashina at that time had the strength of an elite Jonin, a monstrously strong fifteen year old, who enjoyed seeing bloody snow mists.
A year later, the Chunin exams began, sat perched on a branch, she surveyed the brat's within the classroom with utter disgust, she honestly hated how they acted, especially that blonde brat, she wanted to stab him, he was too noisy.
Seeing that it was her que to enter, she smiled and blasted through the window in a elaborate and explosive manner.
[Heh, now that's how you enter in a brutal fashion.]
"Heads up, boys and girls, this is no time for celebrating, I'll be your next proctor, Anko Mitarashi, you ready for the second test, brat's, good, then follow me!".
As soon as she took them to the forest of deaths entrance, hearing the brat she wanted to stab speak up, she smiled inwardly, [good, you've just given me a good chance to scare you, you damn fox brat.]
She immediately pulled out a kunai and launched it towards Naruto's face, slicing his skin and appearing behind him.
She put her finger on his dripping blood and smiled, "you're quite brave, um", [this feeling.]
"You forgot this", Anko was about to stab the person behind her, only to see a long ass tongue deliver back the kunai.
Once that nonsense was out of the way, she was to make sure no Konoha Genin were to be killed today, unknowingly she came across something terrifying.
A woman with jet black spiky hair was strangling another woman, her deep red eyes looked sinister, "tell me everything you know".
Anko stayed perched on the tree deeply curious about this woman she hadn't seen outside, just a moment ago.
However the woman simply glanced back and Anko immediately went stiff, when she regained her clarity, there were only three people unconscious, the two women were no where to be found.
Anko frowned upon seeing this, "genjutsu, what a powerful technique, was that an Uchiha, but I heard they all died".
She had cold sweat dripping down her back, she knew that woman could've easily taken her life, but she left her be.
Suddenly she heard screaming and she went to the sound, only to see Sasuke being bitten by the person that wanted to kill her long ago.
Feeling a sudden rage boiling within her, she lunged forward and completely forgot about that woman appearing.
Of course she stood no chance against Orochimaru and she woke up after the forest of death exam ended.
Even when she told Hiruzen about it, even though Hiruzen showed concern about Orochimaru's arrival, he made it look like he had everything under control.
He probably already understood and he wanted to die a heroes death and so he did.
After the devastation was brought, Anko was sat on a roof drinking, until Kurenai arrived and offered more than a lonely drinking session.
Sitting inside Kurenai's home, she slumped on the table, her ears burning from annoyance, "alright!, enough!, let's talk about something else!, I don't care about that stuff!".
Kurenai who was speaking about her own troubles of wanting a family, was interrupted by Anko and she blushed by the sharp voice.
"Hmph, that old man finally dies and here you are, speaking about having babies, let's drink and forget about all our problems".
Anko really had enough hearing about it, it was driving her insane, for the past two years, Kurenai wouldn't shut up about having a family.
Until a few months later, she once again got brought along to hear about her family needs, Anko was about to drug her and send her straight to Asuma, but her attention was quickly brought to a buff looking man.
Her own heart fluttered for a moment, she swallowed as she stared at his arms, they were huge, especially his shoulders, they were the same size as her own head.
(Kuraiya in his legendary state, are even bigger, especially his height, shows a sly grin)
Out of every man she had seen, he seemed to have caught her full attention, this person gave her the feeling of absolute dominance and it made her a little wet.
"Hey look at that person over there, if what you've said about not liking Asuma is true, take him to your bed tonight, and I'll believe you".
Kurenai followed the finger and Anko already prepared to drug her, spiked her drink when she wasn't looking, she originally prepared this for Asuma, but this man's appearance, changed the occasion.
Although she felt sour for handing out such a fine looking man, she bit the bullet and willingly gave it to Kurenai.
The next morning, she went to her house and saw Kurenai sprawled out on the bed, the room stinking of sweat and another strange scent.
Anko knew she had succeeded, especially when her eyes accidentally landed on Kurenai's lower region and seeing a certain liquid dripping down her thigh.
[Heh, just a nightgown, thing's must've been hectic last night.]
Of course she got beaten to a pulp right after Kurenai woke up, 'in a genjutsu'.
A year later, she saw Kuraiya again, no, to be exact she was waiting, after their previous conversation, she was like a hawk, waiting for the prey to arrive.
He had told her in a year, he'd have her, she actually took that directly to the heart and waited for him.
Feigning ignorance, she walked over and spoke, "hey big boy, we meet again".
She succeeded and managed to drug him too, and so the day went by of being choked and slapped by Kuraiya.
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Back to present.
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After the three on one spar, Kuraiya was on the roof watching Tobirama closely, "you're movement is too rough, though this technique is powerful, it needs more refinement".
Kuraiya simply looked unhappy after hearing this, he mumbled in dissatisfaction, "of course it's rough, I've never had any life of death battles to refine it, 'sigh' at least someone else is doing it though".
Staring at Yugao seriously taking the advice to heart, he stood up and left, soon, he arrived to see what Hashirama was doing, only to see him slouched on a sofa staring at the ceiling, as if he had given up on life.
Frowning he walked over and stared down at him, "what?, have you given up moving after finding out about two village massacres".
Hashirama glanced at him, his face sad, "I thought, I made the right choice, to think something so dangerous lingers outside of this planet".
Hashirama had been told everything Tobirama had encountered through his short expedition, as a good little brother, he came to tell his big brother immediately about his findings, especially the sheer amount of people living within the village.
Even when he was told about Madara being resurrected, he felt like the world was against him and his ideals.
Just as he was about to speak further, a black portal opened behind Kuraiya and Hashirama's hair stood on end, as he stared at the woman floating through it, her long black nails reaching towards Kuraiya.
Kaguya who suddenly appeared, only glanced at him for a moment, before losing interest.
She ignored him and pulled out three objects, it was the weapon's, the gold and silver brothers had used once, she and Kana had gone to the Cloud village for a scavenge hunt and found them.
Kuraiya stared at the weapons and waved his hand, "just send them to Hikari, she'll handle them".
Kaguya frowned, but nodded anyway, glancing at Hashirama again, she soon left in the same manner, she didn't know why, but she would simply come to find Kuraiya whenever she found something of interest.
(Yes, just like a crow bringing you money.)
Kuraiya closed his eyes and patted Hashirama's shoulder, "don't be so down cast, your way of thinking is indeed naive, so don't force others to live in your dream like world, you had your chance once and you squandered it on a temporary peace".
Hashirama blinked rapidly, he turned away, but he still nodded regardless.
After a short conversation with that old guy, Kuraiya came face to face with 18, she was standing in front of him, arms crossed.
"So.., mind telling me about this", she pulled out a DVD, waved it, and when Kuraiya saw it, he just gave her a one sided smirk, "do you believe me now, you were destined for a life of a bald headed man who calls his daughter after his ex".
"Shut up!", 18 breathed in heavily, she almost crushed the DVD in her hand from her sudden rage, she had watched the entire Dragon ball and DBZ series, she had stopped there and immediately come to see him after it finished.
She had seen herself living on an island with a perverted master and a lazy midget, turning her head to the side, she mumbled out a few words.
"Thanks for the save", Kuraiya simply smiled in return, his hand landed on her cheek and he spoke softly, "wanna go sight seeing".
'whoosh'
She didn't even speak and just flew off, but Kuraiya still saw a slight blush creeping on her face, so he followed behind.
After some time of flying, he saw 18 finally landing on a mountain peak, so he landed beside her.
"What's on your mind?", her eyes landed on his face and he immediately responded, "why did you pick me?, is it for my strength or is it my looks?".
Kuraiya didn't even think about it and replied, "yes to the both of them, not only that, I wanted to conquer you, I wanted to make you see beyond just yourself..".
She frowned not understanding the last bit, but Kuraiya became serious and spoke louder, "and the moment I saw you, I wanted you to carry my little Saiyan monkey's".
"Alright, I get it", she knew he was messing with her, so she gave up on wanting to know the real reason, just as Kuraiya was about to tell her the truth, a voice sounded behind them.
"I hope I'm not interrupting, but there's a problem".
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Vegeta quote - dirty fireworks!
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