That got a few laughs around the room.
Then Marmoush simply hooked an arm around Lukas' shoulder naturally and started guiding him around the group.
"Come," he said. "I'll introduce you properly."
The next several minutes became a blur of handshakes and greetings.
Rayan Cherki greeted him first among the newer arrivals.
"Crazy transfer," Cherki said while shaking his hand. "You ready for all this?"
"We'll see."
Then Tijjani Reijnders.
Then Savinho.
Then Doku.
Then Rico Lewis and Nico O'Reilly.
Everywhere Lukas turned, another world-class footballer stood there casually welcoming him like he belonged.
Eventually they reached Erling Haaland.
The striker stood up from his chair slowly before stepping forward and patting Lukas heavily on the back.
"I hope you're ready," Haaland said with a grin. "This won't be easy."
Lukas smiled right back.
"I never expected it to be."
Haaland nodded once approvingly.
"Good answer."
Then he pointed briefly toward Marmoush.
