Darling, if you spot a pair of underwear bobbing in a septic tank,
please don't be alarmed; it's not a relic left behind by someone secretly drowning behind Red Stone,
it's a love letter I wrote for you.
The exam admission ticket is our bond,
I cannot let it sink into the swirl—
"So when the sphincter betrays gravity"
"I'd rather surrender my dignity."
Darling, don't be heartbroken,
in the vacuum of my pant leg, thrumming with excitement,
it's not just my grand Niu Niu, but also my fearless love for you!
—— "Inspired by the scene of being partially stumped, feeling itchy and prickly despite appearing optimistic but actually feeling hopeless during the prelims of the Xue Zhi Cup on December 22nd, written by Bi Feixiang".
Bi Feixiang suggests incorporating his poetic masterpiece into the curriculum of modern poetry required learning by middle and high school students.
