Miss Haxxor Bunny watched helplessly as Master Da Shi, wearing Republic of China-style sunglasses, placed three fingers on her wrist. She sucked in a breath of cold air.
"This marriage affinity... Tsk, hiss!"
It was just like seeing an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor taking one's pulse—their smile gradually disappearing, a difficult expression appearing, standing up to flip through books, and then even inviting their trembling, unable-to-walk teacher over to flip through books together—that kind of solemn appearance.
Miss Haxxor Bunny's heart began to flutter with apprehension.
It felt as if, in the next second, she would hear the old doctor tell her to 'eat whatever she liked' while she still could.
Only then did Haxxor react: she wasn't really getting a medical pulse reading, but having her fortune told.
Speaking of which, how do you calculate fate and marriage affinity from a pulse? This metaphysics is too metaphysical, isn't it!?
If such a thing happened in Arc City, Haxxor would absolutely never believe it.
Even though she was a super hacker, she couldn't completely avoid Bronie's daily information leaks, but she had only just traveled to this world.
It was impossible for anyone to collect her information through the network or other means. Eliminate all impossibilities, and the remaining answer, no matter how inconceivable, was the truth.
Haxxor asked in a rather subtle tone, "Is there a problem with my marriage affinity?"
To be honest, she had never thought about this aspect. She really hadn't thought about it even a tiny bit!
Although the root causes were vastly different, in terms of results, it was just like how certain otaku who had been single for decades couldn't fantasize about a heartwarming scene with a non-existent girlfriend; Miss Haxxor Bunny absolutely couldn't imagine herself in a state of having a boyfriend.
Haxxor didn't care, either.
But the metaphysics master before her mentioned her marriage affinity as if he had encountered something inconceivable, finding it difficult to speak, his face full of conflict and suspicion.
Haxxor felt a rise of curiosity.
"Mm, there is a problem. A big problem."
The quiet air flowed for nearly ten seconds. Caelus locked his brows tight, resembling a doctor facing a complicated and difficult case, unable to pass judgment.
"What is it?"
Haxxor was slightly nervous, but mostly curious.
"You... are you sure you want me to say it?"
Placing the closed folding fan on the table, Caelus raised his hand to rub the center of his brows. His face was full of conflict, and he finally sighed in distress.
"I think we should forget it. For things like marriage affinity, it's better to let nature take its course."
As a hacker who spent 24 hours—sometimes 25 hours—a day online, Haxxor understood a profound truth deeply:
Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be retained; only tricks win people's hearts.
If another guy had said this, she would definitely think the scammer was playing hard to get.
But right now, the person speaking was a metaphysics master who could calculate her name, profession, and current status just by reading palmistry and looking at her eyes.
Haxxor felt it was very necessary to listen.
"You didn't calculate nothing and are just bluffing to make things look mysterious, are you?"
Haxxor crossed her arms and leaned against the chair, her lovable small face revealing a hint of disdain.
"Little sister, your goading method is as immature as your age."
Master Caelus shook his head with emotion, raised an eyebrow, and asked, "Are you sure you really want to know your fated marriage affinity?"
"I am sure, certain, and positive. Don't be dilly-dallying like a woman, speak quickly!"
The little bunny slapped the table pa-pa with her small hand.
"Then stabilize your mindset first. Don't be impulsive after hearing it."
Caelus pushed up the sunglasses on his face.
"Fine, fine, fine. Alright, alright, alright."
With her elbow propped on the table and her chin resting on one hand, Haxxor's face was full of impatience. Speak quickly!
Her careless attitude was not a disguise; Miss Haxxor Bunny completely couldn't imagine what kind of fated marriage affinity could make her impulsive. After all, she really didn't care about such things.
"Alright. Your marriage line is intertwined with mine and my younger sister's."
Having reached his conclusion, Master Caelus looked at Haxxor, letting out a sigh filled with complex emotions.
"o_O?"
The rabbit ears on the hood atop the girl's head twitched rather cutely. Because she received an unexpected answer, she revealed an exaggerated expression with one eye wide and the other narrowed, her gaze filled with confusion.
If not for the wicked metaphysics this 'Da Shi' had displayed earlier, Miss Haxxor Bunny guaranteed she would have already used her Rabbit Hunter submachine gun to fiercely kiss his forehead.
And she would kindly tell him: Thinking of teasing your Great Auntie Haxxor? You're eight hundred years too early!
Even having personally experienced the mystery and precision of the other party's divination arts, Miss Haxxor Bunny totally didn't believe it at this moment.
"Are you saying that I, and you..."
Haxxor pointed at herself with a sneer as if she had heard a joke, then pointed at Caelus.
"...will have a marriage affinity?"
"Mm."
Caelus nodded with great solemnity.
"And your sister?"
Haxxor pointed her finger again at the gray-haired girl bargaining with customers on the other half of the stall.
"Hahaha! This is the funniest joke I've heard recently."
"Rest assured. Even if I, Haxxor, jump from a Starskiff or starve to death in Arc City, I will absolutely not fall in love with you or your sister."
What kind of person did he take her, Haxxor, for!
Caelus revealed a deep expression. "You don't believe in the accuracy of my fortune-telling? I have never been wrong when fortune-telling in a serious state."
"Then now you are wrong."
Haxxor crossed her arms, arrogantly shaking her soft, jade-like calves.
"If you are so confident, can you calculate the probability of yourself suffering a bone fracture in three seconds?"
Pa!
The next second, Caelus's palm slammed onto the tabletop, giving Haxxor a fright. Her brows immediately furrowed.
Haxxor gazed in astonishment at the palm pushed over by the gray-haired young man, who maintained a calm expression. There seemed to be something pressed under his palm.
The gray-haired young man's palm slowly moved away. Haxxor glanced over carelessly, but her pupils instantly contracted, and her breathing quietly slowed down.
It was a photograph.
The key was the person in the photo.
A girl with dark blue hair stood amidst the shadows of apricot blossoms in the sky. A plain white chest-high Ruqun embellished with silver silk scrolling grass patterns outlined a fullness and perkiness far surpassing her peers.
Wide sleeves hung down like flowing clouds, seeming to cradle a handful of unmelted spring snow. A magnolia silver hairpin was inserted diagonally in her hair, and loose strands were teased up by the wind.
The photo was frozen at the moment the girl glanced back with a smile, her apricot eyes curved into crescents, her eyelashes dusted with sunlight like crushed gold.
She held a snow-colored plush rabbit toy in her arms. The rabbit ears trembled slightly with the movement of her tilting head; it was actually hard to distinguish whether the rabbit made her look childish, or if she was even more fresh and spirited than the rabbit.
A scent of pine breeze and honey strangled Haxxor's throat, forcing her to swallow back all her sarcastic words.
"This is?"
Haxxor swallowed a small mouthful of saliva, her voice slightly tight.
"My sister."
Caelus leaned back in his chair, adopting the posture of a big shot, and calmly picked up the tea Leylah had brewed.
The ancient costume he bought for Seele wasn't just for use in bed. Utilizing the photography skills March 7th had taught him, he had taken photos of all the hundreds of styles of ancient immortal skirts he bought for Seele.
Among them, this one had the strongest lethality against Silver Wolf.
When chatting last time and sending the screenshot, Caelus saw that Silver Wolf had already set this photo of Seele as her mobile background.
Caelus not only received a big red packet and Kafka's private photos but also the limited title of 'Foster Father' for several days, along with the Wolf's oath of allegiance. Next time he needed her help with something, she absolutely wouldn't hesitate for a second!
Hiss~
Hearing this, Haxxor sucked in a harsh breath of cold air. She took off her hood, held Caelus's hand with both of hers, and looked solemn and earnest:
"Big Brother-in-law, I was wrong. I am a blockhead. Your calculations are truly accurate!"
Don't misunderstand, it wasn't that her heart pounded after seeing a beautiful girl who critically hit her XP system... okay, there was indeed a little bit of that, but that's not important!
The important thing was to respect metaphysics!
"Cough, whoever dares to say Big Brother-in-law's calculations aren't accurate, I, Haxxor, will fight them!"
Haxxor transformed into Lü Bu before Dong Zhuo's formation.
"I am very certain now that the marriage lines of myself, you, and your sister are intertwined... Uh, wait, why are you included?"
Her voice came to an abrupt halt. Haxxor blinked blankly.
It was very, very nice to have her marriage affinity interwoven with the dark-blue-haired girl in the photo, but why would the Big Brother-in-law be mixed in?
Wait, gray hair and dark blue hair—these two shouldn't be biological siblings, right?
Haxxor glanced at the green-robed man who was returning eleven Apple 15 Pro Max units after realizing the first one was a fake and coming back to demand an explanation. He walked away bewildered, holding the eleven phones.
Anyone who wasn't blind could judge that those two over there were the ones in a biological sibling relationship.
So, is he the Big Brother-in-law or not?
"This is what I calculated."
Paying no mind to Haxxor's words, which clearly expressed disdain, Caelus took off his Republic of China-style sunglasses. He stared at the girl with smiling eyes and said, emphasizing every syllable:
"Do. You. Believe. It? Or not?"
This question truly stumped Haxxor.
She wanted to say she believed half of it.
But before figuring out if the other party was really the Big Brother-in-law, saying it directly was a bit inappropriate.
"What is her name?"
Haxxor decided to change the subject, pointing at the photo that kept her eyes glued to it.
"Seele."
Caelus smiled, sighing with emotion in his heart.
Little Seele was indeed a dedicated Anti-Bronya Noble Phantasm!
Regardless of whether she was wearing the vest of a Wolf or a Bunny, as long as the essence was a Duck (Bronya), she couldn't escape the judgment of the Seele Noble Phantasm.
"Seele, is it..."
Haxxor muttered to herself, looking around left and right.
Caelus was a bit speechless. "Don't look for her, she didn't come with me."
"I-I wasn't looking, just casually looking around."
Haxxor revealed a nervous expression.
Tsk, why is this bunny exactly the same as that wolf!
Sure enough, Haxxor and Silver Wolf were the true parallel world isotopes!
"Caelus-cub, the stuff is all sold out! Income is 114,514 credits... Holy crap, Silver Wolf!"
The gray-haired raccoon was happily looking at the balance in her account earned by her own ability. She skipped over, preparing to discuss the 30-70 split—who got thirty and who got seventy—when she saw the silver-haired girl who had taken off her hood. She instantly stopped in her tracks.
Shocked.
"Why are you here?"
"Huh? What Wolf? This young lady is called Haxxor!"
Haxxor corrected the tone with slight dissatisfaction.
It should be known that Miss Haxxor Bunny was a top genius very famous in both the hacker and mercenary worlds; her fame was about to catch up to Raven, who ranked first on Charon's List.
What was with people mistaking her for some kind of wolf?
A bunny can even eat a tiger, let alone a mere wolf!
"Ah? The Stellaron Hunters are here? What's the situation?"
March 7th noticed the situation over here, alertly took a step back, and jumped three feet high.
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