"It's great that I could die so early! Otherwise, it might have been me turning into that ghostly state."
At this moment, Cu Chulainn could be said to be beaming with joy. Although it sounded a bit perverted, he never thought there would be a day… when he would actually feel happy about dying early!
Emiya Shirou, who had been frightened into trembling fear, reached out and rubbed his eyes:
"This operation's impact on the Human Order is simply immeasurable!"
Even the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh, usually the King of Amusement, was rarely silent at this moment, evidently not having recovered from the shock yet…
Only Artoria stood there, awkwardly at a loss.
HOW DID HER VALIANT KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE TURN INTO SUCH A GHOSTLY STATE—!!
.....
[ Then the scene shifted, arriving inside a café. Jeanne d'Arc Alter and Jeanne d'Arc were huddled together, drinking afternoon tea, seemingly discussing something.
"Eh? Do you need a deposit?" Hearing her other self's distress, Jeanne d'Arc appeared very interested, asking gently: "Why, why? Discuss it with me."
Jeanne Alter turned her head away slightly, blushing shyly, and let out a rather tsundere cold snort: "Hmph, I just thought of it and asked, that's all."
"However, if you need money urgently…" Jeanne d'Arc pondered for a moment, then smiled and gave her suggestion: "In that case, you have to go to that suspicious Singularity."
Suspicious Singularity? Jeanne Alter's heart trembled; she seemed to have heard of it.
Seeing that Jeanne Alter was actually considering it, Jeanne d'Arc quickly waved her hands with a smile: "I'm lying, I'm lying, don't take it seriously!" ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"That feels much better. My eyes, which were just stung by Lancelot, can finally be cleansed."
Looking at the two extremely pleasing beauties on the screen, the crowd outside the video finally breathed a sigh of relief… There was no helping it; the psychological shadow left just now was simply too massive.
.....
〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Kamijou Touma tilted his head back slightly, his eyes full of disbelief, and muttered,
"So Heroic Spirits need to earn money too? But, does this count as discussing things with oneself?"
Two Jeanne d'Arcs who looked exactly the same, and even sounded the same, were actually discussing how to make money together… This scene looked weird no matter how you looked at it.
If one didn't look at the video and only listened to the voices, they would think someone was talking to themselves.
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
Inside of Pseudo Singularity I - Quarantined Territory of Malice: Shinjuku—
Jeanne Alter thought she was seeing things and quickly reached out to rub her eyes:
"Since when is my relationship with that naive, stupid woman so good???"
I, the dignified Dragon Witch, actually have to discuss making money with this silly, sweet village girl?
Could it be that the God that the village girl believes in can tell her how to make money? Wait, why do I, a Heroic Spirit, need to make money anyway!
Watching such an absurd scene, Jeanne Alter instantly broke into a cold sweat, suddenly feeling that something was wrong:
"The one who made a fool of himself two times ago was Gawain, the last one was Lancelot… Oh no, this time it's me!"
Is the clown actually me? One must know that this Grand Carnival is also known as the Clown Carnival; the persecution just gets more ruthless one after another!
.....
[ After bidding farewell to Jeanne d'Arc, Jeanne Alter arrived at a bustling night market, which was the Night Singularity, Kabukicho!
It is an adult social gathering place woven from gentle lies and dangerous thrills.
Then the scene moved to the inside of a magnificent nightclub. Merlin was introducing a new colleague to the staff there: "Come, everyone, pay attention! She is Jeanne Alter-chan, who came to work here today."
Jeanne Alter was seen wearing a black evening gown that exposed her shoulders, hands on her hips, looking around with a cold face: "Hmph, what a glaring and tasteless shop!"
Then she crossed her arms over her chest and directly issued orders to the staff: "There must be absolutely no negligence!"
"That should be my line…" Merlin sweatdropped a little and quickly corrected her: "With that kind of attitude, the customers won't buy it, you know!"
"Hmph." Jeanne Alter let out a disdainful cold snort, then raised her neck very proudly and held her arm high: "I am the Dragon Witch! No matter who the opponent is, I will dominate their body and mind together!" ]
[ .....]
〜Type-Moon World, Fate/Extra Worldline〜
Inside the Moon cell—
"Umu—!"
Regarding Jeanne Alter's speech, His Majesty Nero was practically exploding with anger, her cheeks puffed up high, making grinding noises.
"That is clearly my Imperial Privilege Line! You clumsy imitator."
It's simply too much! Whether it was that willful tone, those arrogant movements, or even those unreasonable words, they were exactly the same as mine!
.....
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"I really don't know if he's free or busy…"
Looking at that familiar figure, Dr. Roman suddenly felt his vision go dark. Why are you everywhere?
No, it was one thing to run a scam website before, but now you even have a stake in a nightclub? Exactly how many jobs are you working? This presence is too intense!
Da Vinci, on the side, calmly asked the question that the surrounding staff wanted to ask but didn't dare:
"Is this nightclub… legitimate?"
After all, the slogan was right there… An adult social gathering place; it sounded a bit improper!
Fujimaru Ritsuka's face was covered in black lines:
"No, no, no, what I'm more curious about is, why is there such a strange Singularity!"
Goetia had the leisure time to create a Night Market Singularity?Could it be just to eat barbecue and drink alcohol? Thinking of it this way, his filter on Goetia completely collapsed.
.....
[ Seeing Jeanne Alter speaking so bravely, Merlin felt assured enough to let her try receiving customers. Just like that, Jeanne Alter welcomed her first customer!
It was none other than the little bear wearing a suit, Orion, known as the Grand "Target". The words 'I am very lecherous' were practically written on his furry doll cheeks!
"So excited, so excited!"
Jeanne Alter summoned her courage to step forward, but still blushing, with a stiff smile hanging on the corner of her mouth, her voice sounding stammering: "Kept… kept you waiting…"
"Wel, wel wel…"
"Welcome~" Helena, whose name tag read 'Great Soul, Mother, Infant Play, Grandma-sama', directly took over the conversation with a smile.
"Ilusion (The Elysium of Greek Mythology) is right here!" That lecherous little bear's eyes turned into heart shapes, and he instantly pounced over.
Jeanne Alter protested loudly with some shyness: "Wha… that was my customer!" ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"When will Orion, this slacking Grand Archer, ever learn his lesson? You're going to get shot to death by Miss Moon Goddess!"
"No way… these days even Heroic Spirits have to be competitive when working!"
Looking at Helena's name tag, written with a bunch of strange plays, the crowd outside the video gasped. What kind of strange XPs do the people coming to this shop for 'Mother, Infant Play' have!
And isn't this trying too hard? Even fighting over customers! Are Heroic Spirits struggling so much without money now?
.....
[ "Oh my? This is a new young lady, it is a new young lady, right!" The slacking Grand Archer finally noticed Jeanne Alter on the side and pounced on her again without a second word.
"YOU BASTARD—!" Jeanne Alter, whose shame meter had exploded, directly slapped him away, raging flames igniting in her left hand: "You lecherous bear, see if I spare…"
"However, before this punch could be thrown, it was pressed down by Helena, who caught the little bear falling from the air: "Newcomer, you can't bully people like that."
Then she activated her skill 'Mana Tuning', holding the little bear and speaking with a gentle face: "Grandma understands… Don't worry! Here, it's okay to be your truest self…"
The little bear was instantly healed. As the Grand Archer, Super Orion immediately took out his private savings with his big hands and scattered them like they were free.
"Uwah! Extend the time! I want to extend the session with Grandma Helena!"
Then… Shua shua shua shua—
Boss Bear, who was just generously scattering money, was instantly turned into a hedgehog by blue arrows. Artemis was seen walking over with brisk steps.
"Ne ne, I just took my eyes off you for a little while, and you always stick your needle in wherever there's room like this. Darling, come, let's go back to our love nest~"
Watching the two leave, Helena looked at Jeanne Alter: "Understand? This is the battle of the Night City." ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Good guys, this lecherous bear has quite a lot of private savings, throwing so many gems around like they're free!"
The crowd, seeing the Grand Archer turned into a hedgehog again, was already used to it. They even felt that Miss Moon Goddess was the veritable Grand Archer; her aim was truly accurate!
.....
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Is this the current state of the Grand Archer… Also, what is that strange XP?"
Looking at Orion shouting for an extension with Grandma and constantly scattering gems, Red A was a bit messed up in the head. Strange XP… and where did all that private money come from?
Beside him, Tohsaka Rin stared intently at the shining gems and asked with profound meaning:
"Hey… Archer, are nightclubs very profitable?"
Payment in gems, and scattering them in handfuls at that. Honestly, she wished she could drill into the screen, grab a handful, and run.
Seeing Tohsaka Rin's somewhat money-grubbing eyes, Archer panicked a little and hurriedly shook his head:
"Not profitable, not profitable at all!"
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"No, no, no, the battle in nightclubs shouldn't be as cruel as yours."
Kazuma was instantly speechless upon hearing this. At least it wasn't as competitive as theirs, where they even had to fight for customers.
Please, you guys are Heroic Spirits. Leaving aside whether you have the chance to spend the money you earn…
The key is, you don't have a debt of tens of millions of Eris on your back as I do, so why work so hard?
They even played 'older woman play', and the key point is that the lecherous bear actually liked that stuff. Do you really have to go that far?
.....