〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Kamijou Touma was practically in tears when he saw someone finally win the championship:
"It really wasn't easy. To think there are still people who remember this is a swimming competition…"
Good grief, so that whistle when Emperor Nero appeared wasn't an auditory hallucination! It really was the whistle signaling the start of the match.
As a result, not a single one of that group of Venuses jumped in to swim. Instead, they were all immersed in a battle between girls. Three goddesses really do make a drama!
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"That little Roman girl, she retired just like that?"
Cu Chulain's eyes widened, looking at the screen in disbelief.
Although it was ridiculous, the great hero of Ireland actually felt a bit fortunate that he died early; otherwise, the one being persecuted right now would be him!
He thought that since Nero was both one of the organizers and a contestant, she was just there to have some fun. He didn't expect this Roman Emperor to be so ruthless that she wouldn't even spare herself!
Does Pharaoh Nitocris winning the championship have an instant-death effect on you or something?? This retirement was too hasty! She died~ even more perfunctorily than I did…
Tohsaka Rin complained with a speechless expression:
"This is the first time I've seen a Heroic Spirit die of indignation."
Even Cu Chulain's strange ways of dying weren't as ridiculous as the scene before her. The Roman Emperor, who once endured the setting sun three times, died of indignation—can you believe it?
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[ "Ahhh—Nero-sama!" This sudden scene frightened Mash so much that she became flustered. Nero, one of the organizers, was gone; what should they do next?
"To think we have to use this method to determine superiority…" Gudako, standing aside, also reached out to cover her face in grief, appearing extremely sorrowful: "Chaldea really is a cruel place!"
Mash retorted with cold sweat streaming down her face: "No, Senpai! Isn't this all you're doing!" ]
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
Fujimaru Ritsuka couldn't hold it together watching his parallel world self, his face instantly darkening:
"Who do you think proposed using strength to decide the outcome!"
Restrain yourself a little! If you can't speak properly, then don't speak. If you keep talking, I'm afraid the Demon King Goetia is going to curse me as a Beast of Humanity.
Da Vinci looked at the speechless Fujimaru and instantly laughed:
"Hahaha, I actually find the parallel world version of you quite interesting."
It should be said that everyone in the parallel world seemed quite joyful, as if they had no burdens on their shoulders, only… it seemed there was no trace of Romani Archaman!
"Chaldea's reputation is being ruined…"
Dr. Roman looked at the screen with a melancholy face; even he felt utterly helpless.
Chaldea exists to save Human Order. Although it is indeed a cruel place, it definitely isn't the kind of cruel you're talking about!
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[ Just like that, the life-and-death Olympics intensified. Death matches where everyone used their full power were constantly staged, blindly consuming everyone's time and stamina!
There was the Berserker group participating in the weightlifting event: Heracles, Beowulf, and Penthesilea!
There was also the surfing competition between the swimsuit-clad Knight of the Round Table, Mordred, and the rare female Ukiyo-e artist, Katsushika Hokusai!
There was the Indian duo engaging in an intense table tennis match: little Sun Karna and Arjuna!
As well as the contest between Ozymandias and Odysseus: Sphinx versus Gundam Trojan Horse! ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Wait… something seems wrong with the last one. Why does it feel like these competition events are getting more and more skewed?"
Going through the events in their minds, they just couldn't figure it out. What kind of competition event requires a Sphinx to clash with a Trojan Gundam?!
Thinking of this, the crowd outside the video suddenly remembered the previous Carnival Phantasm, and a sense of foreboding rose in their hearts.
History always seems surprisingly similar. Just like the previous Carnival Phantasm, it looked serious at first, but as the competition went on, it became more and more outrageous!
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〜Detective Conan World〜
"Isn't competing in weightlifting against Heracles a bit excessive…"
Conan stared blankly at the scene before him, feeling as if the entire world had become absurd in this moment.
Heracles, the legendary God of Strength, was said to be able to hold up the sky. Perhaps there was some exaggeration in the myths, but that was enough to prove his gold standard.
Although he didn't know who the other two Heroic Spirits participating in this event were, but…
Competing in weightlifting against the God of Strength—isn't that just asking for abuse? There's absolutely no suspense; it's a guaranteed loss!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 6th Singularity, Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot—
Seeing herself appear, Mordred's eyes instantly sharpened:
"Hey, that guy's waves are drawn by herself, right? The art style is different!"
She wanted to report someone for cheating. And they agreed on a surfing competition, but that guy named Katsushika Hokusai not only drew her own waves, she actually came rowing a boat.
She had every reason to believe the opponent had activated a Noble Phantasm!
Lancelot nodded in deep agreement upon hearing this. He had noticed it too, but… that wasn't the point!
"The Grand Temple of Time was one thing, but are you planning not to include me in this festival-like Carnival either?"
This was the main point! Just like the Grand Temple of Time last time, Sir Mordred appeared, Sir Gawain appeared, but I was isolated again!
And the mentioned Knight Gawain hadn't yet recovered from the shock of being one-shot.
His brain was still constantly replaying the previous match, muttering:
"It shouldn't be! How could this happen…"
〜Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline
"So Chaldea… is this lively?"
Looking at the place he intended to work in the future, Emiya Kiritsugu was shocked.
He thought it would be like what he saw before, with only a few staff members working together to save humanity! But now he realized…
The so-called Chaldea could truly be described as a sea of people.
There were probably more Heroic Spirits than staff members; it was simply a place full of hidden tigers and crouching dragons!
He wondered if a social terror like him could adapt to the environment inside. It was truly worrying!
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[ Until night fell, this cruel competition finally welcomed a brief moment of respite!
Vastly different from the original Fuyuki City, only this time, it was Chaldea burning in the raging fire. What was presented before everyone's eyes now was the final ruins.
Not a shadow of the original arena could be seen. Broken walls and wreckage were everywhere; the stadium had long been reduced to a pile of ruins.
Mash, who had been complaining the whole time, finally broke. Looking at the ruins before her, she said with self-abandonment: "This has really gone too far. How many are even left?"
Gudako, still unmoved by this, held her right wrist with her left hand, putting on a grieving appearance: "I will absolutely never forget the deep bonds forged with my passed companions!"
"Grand Order."
"Hehehe…" The completely broken Mash laughed foolishly on the side. ]
[ .....]
『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"A déjà vu fire… the terrain has changed! The Olympics have forcibly turned into the full scale holy grail war."
"You, the culprit, actually have the nerve to say that. A proper manifestation of Humanity's Evil, too demonic!"
Clearly, the atmosphere before them seemed a bit tragic, but the crowd couldn't feel a shred of sadness, no matter what… they even wanted to laugh a little.
Because they only saw a black-hearted boss, Gudako, who only thought about layoffs, and subordinates who started killing each other for some unknown reason.
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Now this feels right. It's mere gas leaks, don't make a fuss… provided that you also have gas pipes buried under Chaldea."
The residents of Fuyuki City nodded very simply. What must come will come; what must burn will burn. At least this time it wasn't Fuyuki City burning, right?
Meanwhile, at the Emiya residence, looking at the ruins before him, Cu Chulain said leisurely,
"Those who can remain now are undoubtedly strong!"
How was this a competition? It was clearly a Holy Grail War, and a chaotic battle at that, the version without a Holy Grail.
Emiya Shirou reached out to rub his forehead with a headache, revealing a speechless expression:
"But this is clearly an Olympic competition… how did they start fighting!"
Just for a layoff, the subordinates destroyed their own company! How are they supposed to save the Human Order!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"I see you seem to be having quite a lot of fun…"
Dr. Roman reached out and patted Fujimaru heavily on the shoulder, speaking faintly.
He had never fought such a wealthy battle. With so many Heroic Spirits, even if he had to sell everything he owned, he would raise them. These were the reserve forces for saving the Human Order.
Feeling the force from his shoulder, Fujimaru subconsciously swallowed, trying to change the subject:
"Doctor, does this count as a Singularity?"
The Doctor didn't intend to make things difficult for Fujimaru, just rolling his eyes at him:
"It's all beaten into ruins, what do you think…"
No wonder it was a Human Order Foundation Value of A++; a bunch of Servants with Divine Spirits appeared. If this group of Heroic Spirits who couldn't control themselves really started fighting, it wouldn't be a joke!
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[ At this time, the screen shifted to the arena that had already been reduced to ruins. Sir Gawain was supporting himself on the ground with his sword in one hand, panting with exhaustion.
Suddenly, under Gawain's shocked gaze, Nero, having put her red outfit back on, popped out from the ruins: "EVEN IF THE SETTING SUN COMES THREE TIMES!!"
Gawain, who had managed to survive the chaotic battle with great difficulty, complained repeatedly: "You are cheating! Is this the Roman way?"
Nero raised her neck proudly: "This is my ability, not cheating! Even if I fall to such a state, I can return powerfully like a phoenix!"
"My talent is truly terrifying. Moreover… I am the President of the Tournament Committee. Getting eliminated so easily would be too unsightly!"
Facing the narcissistic Nero, Gawain suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "In short, we just need to reduce the numbers, right! In that case…"
Gawain took Lancelot and Tristan and found Artoria, who was still holding a giant rice ball and gnawing on it! ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"No, Big Sis… you're still eating? Such a huge commotion doesn't affect your mood for eating?"
"Hahaha, good grief. The King of Knights literally ate from morning till night without stopping. I can tell you were really hungry."
The corners of the mouths of the crowd outside the video twitched slightly. They had to admit, this skill of Nero's was indeed a bit shameless, as shady as Dead Water.
They even suspected that Emperor Nero used this skill to sneak back for a shower and a change of clothes before coming back!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fate/Extra Worldline, Inside Of The Moon cell〜
"Umu~ Hahahaha, well said! As expected of me. What makes people fearful is precisely my talent!"
Outside the video, the Umu Menace, Nero, also put her hands on her hips and raised her head quite proudly.
Enduring the setting sun three times without defeat is my skill! It's not cheating.
However… could that Quilt King who shares the same beautiful face as I do put down the lunchbox in her hand and stop eating?!
She's been eating all afternoon; my face is almost completely lost!
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