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[This slop is 1 years old, why would you even read this?] A bunch of small AU's me and my friend Made from our oc's
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Chapter 1 - A king and a corpse

*slash*

*snap*

*crackle*

"AAAAHHHH!!" yells the geometrically shaped prison in pain, shame, and anguish from its death by a mere undead.

"fwhooooh" exhales sufer not even the slightest bit fatigued "good riddance" says sufer in a calm and cold voice.

*snap*

*CRACKLE*

"EEEREAAHHGHGGGHHHAHHH!!!"

the prison screeches before its final breath.

"huh? what the hell is happening?! I thought it was dead!" said sufer in not so hidden confusion.

*SNAP*

*SHATTER*

*explosion sfx*

and then there was, nothing?

*PTHOOOM"

an inhumane amount of dust rises, the cause is the explosion.

"ahhhh" says an unknown voice

"who the hell?" says sufer whispering to himself in a confused tone.

"Free at last" the mysterious humanoid figure said calmly and slowly.

"ohh expulse" continues the being again with a slow and calm voice, this time however it was mixed with melancholy and anger.

"Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy GORE shall Glisten before the temples of MAN" continues the humanoid figure with barely hidden resentment.

"ohh dear undead, I gratitude thee for my freedom, BUT the crimes Thy kind has committed AGAINST HUMANITY ARE NOT FORGOTTEN" continues the humanoid creature.

"and thy punishment is... DEATH"

with a jump, the mysterious being's legs appear before sufer in an axe kick

*BANG*

before the undead could even react the hit connected and severed his head from his body.

[YOU ARE DEAD]

"huh, didn't think I would see this screen again, not after how good I've become utilising my body" says sufer

"another enemy huh? alright, let's see how many times I'll die to this one" said sufer with a cold and calm voice once more

[REVIVE? (Y/N)]

of course, I'm sure you already know the answer to this.

[Y HAS BEEN SELECTED TO RESPAWN BACK IN THE PREVIOUS CHECKPOINT AREA]

*FWOOOSH*

*THUMP*

"Alright, let's do this. Again" says sufer entering the king's halls and in the process the king's court

*step³*

*swoosh*

*BANG*

sufer kicks the door open

"Ahh, dear undead I see thou hast not given up yet..... then... I SHALL GIVE YOU A REASON TO" says the humanoid in clear joy and malice before leaping once more.

"system can I get quick desc on this maniac?" sufer asks the voice in his head

{affirmative} responds the voice in his head

"JUDGEMENT" yells out the humanoid.

*PTHOOM*

*BANG*

with a dropkick faster than the eye can see, the humanoid's feet were planted upon sufers face once more crushing his skull, and in the process his brain.

"what the hell was that?" says sufer in clear confusion "he didn't even give me a chance to attack him" sufer continues

{Host, the system has done a full scan of the humanoid}

"Nice, give me the data system"

<{Name: U.N Owen Titles: king owen

age: N/A birthdate: long before humanity's beginning}>•

{there are other Data that the system did not give the host for the simple reason of it being redacted/confidential even to the system}

"hmm... I see, a king that has existed before the age of man no wonder he's so stupidly strong" says sufer

"anyways, system respawn me"

{right away host}

*FWOOSH*

*THUMP*

"alright king owen, let's see what you got in store for me" says sufer in a calm tone once more

sufer enters the king's halls once more

and with a loud *BANG* he kicked open the doors of the king's court

"Ahh, back again dear undead?" says the now-identified king owen

"You're goddamn right I am" answers sufer.

"very well dear undead, but sooner or later the fire in thy heart shall fall into mere ambers. And once it does, I Shall Be here to STOMP. IT. OUT." says the king

*unsheathe*

*shiing*

sufer's sword glistens under the king's glow, sufer raises it up before etching the sword with low-level runes.

~•<{Φπ¢¥Φ₦•βαΠ₹}>•~

the swords now shinier look thanks to the runes, glistens even brighter before the king's glow.

"DIE!" yells owen readying his move once more

*DHANK*

as the king leaps up sufer readies his stance

"phwooo~~" exhales sufer getting into what seems to look like the pose of a tiger.

"LIONS MA-"

*STSCH*

*BANG*

"HMPH?!" sufer groans in discomfort, looking down at the hand going through his lungs, not imagining this outcome one bit.

the king has teleported behind him and "killed" him before he could even register the king's attack

*BANG*

the king aggressively pulls his hand out from the left side of sufer's body causing sufer's entire left side to be blown to smithereens

"come back once more, dear undead"

the king taunts

"I shall be awaiting"

*DUNK*

sufer's body falls to the ground lifeless

 [YOU HAVE DIED]

 [RESPAWN?]

 [Y/N]

 

sufer wakes up to the respawn screen once more.

"aaawww fuck. I can't even do anything to him" says sufer whilst face palming

"heh, whatever guess I did learn one more of his attack's"

"system. select Y!"

[YOU HAVE DECIDED TO RESPAWN

GOODLUCK]

*FWOOSH*

*BANG*

sufer falls from the sky once more

"alright just gotta stay alert at all times,

and note to self don't stop dashing"

the sounds of footsteps fills the halls once more as sufer approaches the king's court

*BANG*

sufer kicks the door open once more

expecting to see the king sitting on his throne.

what he did NOT expect however was the king's fist across his jaw.

"Thy end is NOW!" the king yells with glee

*KDHOAR*

And the fact that he was now back again at the respawn screen.

 [YOU HAVE DIED]

 [RESPAWN?]

 [Y/N]

"hehh again?" asks sufer to himself

"whatever guess now I know what to NOT look forward to"

[YOU HAVE DECIDED TO RESPAWN

GOODLUCK]

*FWOOSH*

*BANG*

sufer falls from the sky, falling to the floor once more. Before standing up, and immediately dashing to the king's court.

*BANG*

sufer kicks the door open once more. before dodging to the side.

"Thy End Is Now!" the yells out hitting the spot where sufer was and creating a hole in the floor.

sufer this time not being hit with an attack moves forward and attacks back.

"GUILLOTINE" Sufer slashes downward with a large amount of energy, creating a downward arc of energy heading right for the king.

"BACK AT THEE!" yells out the king parrying, and in the process launching back the attack with twice as much force.

*FWOOSH*

sufer dashes to the side. Barely missing the attack.

*BOOOM*

the attack misses sufer and hits the wall, creating a large crescent-shaped hole in it.

"EXECUTION!" yells out sufer with a physical attack, since energy attacks just won't work from afar, why not use physical and later energy-based attacks up close?

*SHIING*

*BANG*

*SHIING*

*BANG*

*SWOOOSH*

*BANG*

though each and every one of the attacks could make a mark in a mountain. it means nothing if each one of the attacks is blocked.

"Prepare Thy Self!" yells out the king before dashing in front of sufer and kicking his head in.

*BANG*

*SHTING*

*CRACK*

sufer though thankfully barely manage to block the attack and sadly in the process damaging his unbreakable now breakable sword

"how?" sufer asks the king confused on how he could break an unbreakable sword.

"Dear undead, thy plunge thyself into battle with no information? oh, how I've overestimated thee. But to answer thy question, I can null another's ability no matter what it is as long as it comes in contact with my flesh their ability shall be nulled, no matter if it's dead flesh or alive flesh. though looking at the state that I am in now, thou could say it has to come in contact with my soul directly" explains the king

"that's bullshit," says sufer

"Life is unsurprisingly filled with bullshit undead"

*PSHOTH*

sufer dashes to the side before coming in with another attack.

*BOOM*

sufer leaps in front of the king

"MACHINE GUN" sufer yells out before slashing hundreds of times each slice producing a sound akin to that of a gun

"SHATTER" the king yells in an authorative voice revealing yet another of his ability

*SNAP*

*SHATTER*

sufer's sword shatters under the king's authority.

sufer widens his eyes, seeing that his factually indestructible sword is now broken. is quite a mind-boggling experience.

"This is no time for spacing out, undead!" the king yells with newfound excitement while striking sufer in the jugular aiming to incapacitate him once more.

*BANG!*

sufer successfully blocks the punch, but with the explosive amount of force that goes behind the punch, blocking does not go without damage.

*SFHOOOH*

*BANG*

sufer is launched at the court's wall caving it in the Process.

"haaahh~~" sufer lays there, looking down at his now malformed arms, though not being able to feel pain is very useful in this scenario it doesn't mean it's not any less uncomfortable. "mann~ this shit sucks," says sufer solemnly what with having his collar bone caved in, shoulders compressed, arms being turned into mash, and his muscles turning into pulled pork, it wasn't the best scenario for him, but with him being undead and all, not having his head cut off means insanely fast regeneration is able to kick in which is very useful in the current scenario.

*CRACK*

As the regeneration sets in, all the damage that the king has done to his body have vanished allowing him to stand once more albeit at a disadvantage, what with him having no weapon whatsoever. *CRACK²* sufer cracks his neck side to side as he gets ready for a fisticuff, and possibly his worst beat down yet.

#shift of pov#

:introduction:

I have been freed from an..... unsettling captor, so to say, by this undead, from the short scuffle I've had with him, I've learned quite a bit about his ability, though his body IS quite fragile he more than makes up for it with his ability to come back from the dead.

:3rd death:

I have noticed the undead is not quite proficient with his ability in close quarters siding with brute force much more, though the very high levels of acid in his blood makes for a good close-quarter trap if he even knows the acid in his blood exists.

#pov change back#

as sufer gets ready for a 2nd roundabout without dying in the process, the king looks at sufer dead in the eyes not moving one bit, sufer, notices the king's very notable difference in temperament. Gets very understandably unsettled.

"what? you're not gonna punch me in the throat now?"

"No. Not yet, I've got quite a few questions I want thou to answer"

"aight, hit me with it"

the battle comes to a halt as the king tries a different approach, though by ordinary human standards killing them 4 times before talking establishes a less-than-desirable outcome, the one the king speaks to however is nowhere near ordinary.

"1st question I would like to ask thee undead, are you aware of what thy kind has done to humanity as a whole?"

questions the king.

"oh, I know, I know what's happening up there at all times, the more my undead kills the more souls i get, and the more soul I get, the more I am allowed to come back into the living world" answers sufer without missing a beat

"hmm... it seems that i have been wrong about you undead"

"oh yeah?"

"yes, thy is not ignorant, nor are thou innocent, thou are a cold blooded mass murderer"

"sums it up"

"then, with thou affirming my thought's, i shall hold back no longer"

as the king says his final words, sufer gets ready for another beating, this time however only being able to rely on his fists, unbelievably sharp nails and regeneration. *CRACK* the king cracks his fingers and neck deciding to now stop talking and focus on the fight, aiming to end this plague that haunts humanity.

The two individual's get ready for a not so fair fisticuff, this time however being the last time the king shows mercy. The tension in the very room they are currently in it is so thick you could only cut it with a sharpened axe.

the king places his left foot behind him.

sufer readies himself in a boxing stance.

as the two tensely stared at each other,

eye to eye, soul to soul, even though the tension is unbelievably high one could still see their objectives, one individual aiming to end humanity to gain ageless immortality, and another, with the intention to end this once and for all.

*CRACK*

the floor cracks and shatters under the king's foot, and with a *BANG* the king leaps at sufer readying an overhead as he aims for every creatures kill switch. Their head. Sufer this time being very ready for the attack leans his right side far back, and punches forward with all the strength he could muster forming a somewhat decent right jab, as the two attacks mee- ahh who am i kidding? the king anticipates the attack and tilts his body to the left now aiming for sufers unprotected left side.

sufer's attack unsurprising to anyone. misses, turning his protected left side to a WAS protected left side, the kings kick however, unsurprisingly connected, to his rib cage no less, the king's legs moved so incredibly fast to the point it became almost invisible to the naked eye's, the only visible frame of attack making his legs and feet appear to form an almost scythe like look.

*BANG*

*SCHILK*

the scythe like look of the kings attacks is not only for show however, as the attack ended up embedding the king's feet deep inside sufer's torso crushing his rib cage and in the proses shattering his lungs. And with a *BANG* sufer was thrown or well to be more specific kicked, to the other side of the courtroom,

{A/N now to give you a perspective look, the kings court looks the exact same as an everyday modern court, except that the walls are at least 85 km apart, i know it's ludicrous and dumb, but it just is.}