Chapter 1: Reincarnation and Cheats
Author: Geraint(3rd Person POV)
In the middle of a dark room, an ordinary young man with black hair and blue eyes sat on a simple wooden chair. He wore a high school uniform.
In front of him was a goddess, seated on a golden throne. She had long snow-white hair and blue eyes, and wore an elegant white dress wrapped with a blue sash around her waist.
"Welcome to the afterlife, young man. I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've just died."
The young man looked dejected.
"Unfortunately, the airplane taking you overseas crashed. All the passengers died… including you."
"My first title shot... All my training was for nothing," he said in a depressed tone.
"You had amazing achievements. A featherweight contender with a record of 19 wins—no losses, no draws. Most of your victories were by knockout; the rest were submissions."
"But I'll forever be a contender… not a champion..."
The young man remained slumped in despair.
"Hey, don't be like that. You've been chosen to be reincarnated into another world. You can do even better in your next life!"
The goddess tried to cheer him up.
"Eh… Back to zero? I think I'd rather just go to heaven."
But it didn't work.
Sigh.
She sighed."It's already been decided by the higher-ups. I can't change it."
"Well... it can't be helped, then. I'm dead anyway. How will you reincarnate me?"
He glanced at the goddess with a serious expression.
"First… before reincarnating, I'll give you three random cheat abilities."
She raised three fingers with a smile.
"Okay..."
The young man looked intrigued.
The goddess conjured a glowing orb of light between her palms. It floated toward him and entered his chest.
"What cheat abilities did I get?"
She examined him and smiled."Hmmm... Oh! You've got some nice ones."
She spun her index finger and pointed at him.
Glowing letters appeared in front of the young man:
IMAGINE BREAKERCAPTAIN FALCON TRANSFORMATIONRIDING PROFICIENCY
"Imagine Breaker? The ability to erase any unnatural phenomenon?"
"Hehe… As expected from the fighter who used an anime opening for his entrance," the goddess giggled.
"Shut up! I just liked the music! And what's this? Captain Falcon Transformation? Are you trying to make me a hero in my next life?"
"Nope, that's up to you. It's your next life, after all—I won't interfere."
"And Riding Proficiency? I can already drive cars and motorcycles, you know?"
"Discover it yourself. It might be useful for... riding your girlfriend or wife."
...
The young man grinned."Then can I ride you?"
The goddess smiled as she stood and walked toward him, bending forward.
"Ara~ Are you saying you're attracted to me?"
"Huh?"
The young man suddenly caught a whiff of something foul—it came from her.
She reeked of alcohol.
"I'm just joking. Don't take it seriously," he said, trying to push her away.
"Hey! Why do you sound like you're backing off now?" the goddess complained.
"Go take a bath! You stink!"
"What are you saying? I don't smell that bad."
"Don't tell me… you're used to your own stink? Ask your coworkers to sniff you and see what they say."
The goddess grabbed his collar and shook him."You're horrible! How could you say that to a girl?"
"Get off! You stink! I can't take it anymore!"
The young man pushed her away.
"Ugh..."
The goddess pouted."How dare you call the goddess of love, beauty, and fertility a stinky girl! I, Goddess Venus, will punish you for your rudeness!"
The young man stood and pointed at her."Rudeness, my ass! I'm just telling the truth! Take a bath already!"
The goddess, now teary-eyed, shot a beam of light at him.
The young man checked himself."...What did you do to me?"
The goddess pulled out a mirror and showed it to him.
His jaw dropped."My hair! What have you done?!"
"Take that! I cursed your hair to turn pink," she said proudly.
"Ugh!"
He collapsed to his knees.
"Hehe… I can't deny you're handsome. I was starting to like you… but you're so rude."
He shot up and pinched her cheek."You useless goddess!"
"Who are you calling useless?!"
She pinched his cheek in return.
The two struggled, pulling at each other until both their cheeks were swollen.
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"You're so persistent!"
"Turn my hair back!"
"I refuse!"
"Then I'm gonna grab your boobs!"
He made pervy grabbing motions.
The goddess stood tall."Then go for it!"
Without hesitation, he groped her chest.
"Kyah!"
The goddess squealed.
...
The atmosphere turned awkward.
He let go and backed off.
"Well… I think it's time for you to go."
A light shone beneath him, lifting him into the air.
"Wait! Where will I reincarnate?"
"It's random. I don't know."
"That's terrifying!"
"Don't worry, you'll be fine."
"Hey, wait! What about my hair?!"
"Bye~ bye~"
The goddess waved with a smile as he disappeared into the light.
She sniffed her armpit."Ugh! It does stink!"
Turning to leave, she muttered,"This is my superior's fault… Making me work on my day off. 'Emergency this, emergency that!' I hadn't even bathed, and I was drinking… Terrible people."
—Boku no Hero Academia World—
In a hospital room, a woman had just given birth. She smiled joyfully as a nurse cradled her newborn.
"It's really a boy."
But the child didn't cry.
They tried massaging his back, but it didn't help.
"Let me try," said an older nurse.
She took the baby and was about to perform CPR when—
"Uwaaaah~ Uwaah~ Uwaah~"
The baby finally cried.
"Here's your baby boy," the nurse said, handing him to the mother.
She wept with relief, holding her child.
Then the father entered.
"Look, darling… It's a baby boy!"
He froze.
His eyes locked on the baby's head—its hair was pink.
"You fcking btch! Is that really my child?!"
The mother's smile vanished."What are you saying?!"
"You've been cheating on me, haven't you?! Tell me the truth!"
"I swear! I've only ever been with you! We can do a DNA test!"
"Shut up! Why's his hair different, then?!"
"Oya, oya... What's going on here?"
A man entered, looking to be in his thirties. He had short white hair, glowing red eyes, and wore a dark suit over a white shirt.
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"Shigaraki-sama!"
The father was stunned.
"Don't be so harsh to your wife. That child might be a valuable asset to me someday."
"Y-Yes!"
The father quickly handed the baby to his boss.
Shigaraki stared at the infant.
"This child..."
"Huh? What's wrong, Shigaraki-sama?"
"...This baby is quirkless."
The parents were stunned.
The father returned the baby to the mother, looking furious.
"I could give him a quirk, if you want," Shigaraki offered.
"Please!" the mother cried.
"No!" the father snapped.
"Darli—"
"Don't call me that, you whore!"
The father turned to his boss.
"You don't need to bother, Shigaraki-sama. That baby isn't mine."
Tears welled in the mother's eyes.
"I'm divorcing her," the father declared before storming out.
Shigaraki glanced at the baby. The two locked eyes for a moment.
...
Then he turned and left.
A few weeks later, the mother—now discharged from the hospital—stood before an orphanage in the middle of the night, cradling her child in a basket.
"I'm sorry..."
She left the basket at the gate and ran.
The baby cried.
The gate creaked open, and a woman in pajamas appeared. She picked up the child, looking around.
"Poor thing..."
She brought him inside and closed the gate.
(To be continued.)
A/N: Don't expect fast updates. I'll fix my mistakes later.