[This chapter is the long-awaited anti-theft chapter]
[Don't ask me why it's long-awaited, because the author really can't come up with any chapters that can be used as replacements]
[For legitimate readers, it's the same old rule, just refresh after 6 AM]
[Pirate readers are welcome to subscribe legitimately, you know, you can actually afford a subscription by just watching ads]
[The author is burning the midnight oil to write, surely you can't bear to skip ads]
[I heard that ever since the grandpa next door subscribed, his back doesn't ache, his legs don't hurt, his arms are strong, and he managed to jump five floors in one go, and he even got an eighteen-year-old girlfriend the next day]
[What are you waiting for?]
[Hurry and join the legitimate family, and enjoy the warmth of home]
