Gooner Reincarnation: Reincarnated to a World Where I Make Women Come
Hyaakk
[MATURE, EXPLICIT CONTENT, 18+, SMUTS]
Other Titles:
Gooner Reincarnation: Stroking in this Hentai Cultivation World
I Died Edging and Reincarnated Into a World Where Sex is Power: Now Every Woman on GoonHub Wants to Duel Me
I died with my right hand wrapped around my dick at hour twenty-two of what I had, optimistically, labeled a personal record attempt. Cardiac arrest. Mid-stroke. Thirty-one years old. Zero regrets
I am Max Holt.
Official Cause of Death: Cardiac Arrest
Actual Cause of Death: Non-Stop Gooning for 22 hours straight.
After dying, I woke up in the Carnal Realm — which, if you're unfamiliar, is a cultivation world where orgasm generates Qi, power is determined by your GoonHub rank, and the biggest dick in recorded history apparently belongs to me. The intake registrar classified my constitution as Sovereign Shaft, Primordial Grade, read me the stats with the flat affect of someone announcing weather, and I asked where the nearest Court was before she finished the sentence.
GoonHub runs everything here. Eight ranks separating the weak from the legendary — Limp Mortal at the bottom, Eternal Nut at the ceiling, and six increasingly unhinged titles climbing between them. Every duel is streamed. Every loss is public. Whoever cums first loses rank, loses Devotees, loses ground.
I have not lost yet.