I am the GOD
In the beginning, there was Chuck Norris.
Not before the universe — the universe came later, once he decided it would be useful.
This is the story of a man who stands beyond every law ever written, spoken, or quietly assumed. Gravity avoids him out of respect. Time moves around him like water around stone. Death attempted contact once. It did not attempt contact again.
But power without limit is not a story. It is only a condition.
The real story begins when something arrives that Chuck Norris cannot destroy with a roundhouse kick — a Question, quiet and patient, from somewhere outside everything:
What is it all for?
I am the God is an epic absurdist fiction — written with complete and utter seriousness about events that are completely and utterly impossible. It is a tribute to a man who became a legend, then became a myth, then became something the myths told stories about.
For Chuck. Who leveled up one last time.
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