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Re:Cobra Kai

Immortal_Chuuni
When I, middle-aged man from your reality find my car free falling end over end off of a highway bridge, my first thought is I'm done for. But— huh? Immortal Chuuni? What kind of wacko Gen Z name is tha— [Author here! Shut up boomer! *ahem* sorry readers. Our friend here got a little carried away. Our… not so lovable MC died. He's cooked. Offed. Unalived! Donezo! He— *muffled shuffling sounds* h-hey! You old sack of dust! Give me back contro—】 AND STAY GONE, PUNK! *ahem* sorry about that. Some youngster tried to get the drop of me. 133 rewatches of the Karate Kid trilogy pays off, eh? Anyhow. When a few kids in a car caused me to nobly sacrifice myself, I found myself in the realm not my own. The domain of a real goddess. So after cursing my grandmother for countless hours wasted in mass, I asked why I was there. From there on, She grabbed me a few wishes and tossed me into the world I lived to watch on the Big screen as a Teenager. KARATE KID! Except… somethings wrong. My chosen perks were changed, I ended up years later in the storyline, where Johnny and Daniel are old, saggy men, with full on dad bods and multiple kids. Confused, I looked around. But the next sounds I heard made me freeze. [DING]! [HOSTS SYSTEM MALFUNCTIONING. YOU WILL NOW GAIN UPGRADED VERSIONS OF YOUR CHOICES. ALL YOUR MEMORIES OF YOUR PAST LIFE WILL BE PERMANENTLY ERASED AS A FAIR COMPENSATION FOR YOUR NEWFOUND POWER. BEGGINING REBIRTH…] Uhhhhhhh… what? [Immortal Chuuni]: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! You think you can embarrass me? I'm your creator, fool! I've rewritten your entire destiny! You are nothing but a slave to my whim! Hahahaaaa! [DING]! [Korey McCarthy - Title(s): (Reincarnator), (Born on the Bayou), (The one who gave the author the finger), (Fate, Kiss my A**) {Age}: 15 {Height}: 6'5” {Weight}: 215lbs {Strength}: ∞³ {Speed}: ∞³ {Stamina}: ∞³ {Endurance}: ∞³ {Intelligence}: ∞+ {Potential}: ∞³ {Experience}: E- Note: ???= there isn't a statistical metric for a certain curcumstantial reason ³= It's changing too rapidly to be quantified by a single metric ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Reincarnator Perks: {Absolute Healing Factor¹}, {Photographic Reflexes¹}, {Absolute Adaptation¹},{Smart Atoms¹}, {Perfect Body¹} Note: ¹ passive ²active ] [Immortal_Chuuni]: Wait… did I just give him a power boost as punishment? Eh, who cares? Lance would beat the breaks off of him anyways… (IYKYK)
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